General Chat

Clones are people two. :-S

Thank heavens for a bit of humour :-D

Do you know, at the end of the money, I always have some month left.
:-(

:-D :-D

Have I any spare cash?

I dunno, I haven't finished using it yet.

Virtually all my school reports said Average on them.
I was quite happy with that, BUT..
I learned today, average is just as close to the bottom, as it is to the top. :-(

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roché...

.....sowwy :-S :-D

If you have a wig made to order and it's too small do you have to pay?

Do Nescafé coffee workers take tea breaks?

Andy

Do retired cartoon artists draw their pensions?

Andy

Hi, Good Morning Andrew. :-)

I have something similar to your last post on my Facebook Timeline.
My Occupation is listed as... "Government Artist" (I draw my pension).

"If " you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say... Talk in your sleep.

Morning Bhagee Buster. Can you nip up the road and rattle Julias letter box please. It's too quiet on here :-D

Morning Sweetie,xx
yes I was thinking its been quite a long spell for her to be AWOL.
I could easily find her name and address but I`m afraid I wouldn't dream of intruding, it would seem like an invasion of privacy in my book, no matter how well intentioned it would appear to be, afraid thats the way I am.

I wonder if she`s done that much crocheting through these winter months that she`s been and gorn and got lost under a mountain of it? :-D

Btw sweetie ,re...
"If you have a wig made to order and it's too small do you have to pay"?


You`re not referring to a Merkin are you? roflmso .:-D :-D :-D



Bet she`s gone to Google now, (I wonder how many more have as well) :-D

After morning BudgieBlaster

I agree, it would be intrusive to seek a cyber pal out uninvited. I was being metaphorical :-D

I'm afraid I do not have to google merkin LOL I don't know when I first heard the word but I have learned of many strange adornments in the course of my career ;-) :-D

To pay - toupee. But you knew that didn't you? ;-) :-D :-D

Island,

You would have to shrink your head. :-D :-D

Btw, Missy,
did you have a scan through those Badges, some of them make for brill Avatars.

http://www.grindstore.com/Badges_T55/Funny-Slogan_C1010/page1.html

As the old gel was working till 9 last night, I planned a little treat.
I ran a nice relaxing hot bath with candles, made a lovely spaghetti carbonara and got our favourite DVD out.

When I'd finished, I thought to myself - "She would have loved this."

My hats wouldn't fit if I did that Sue :-0

Bustler, I had a look at the badges :-0 something for everyone LOL
I've made a selection of tasteful ones - but was tempted :-0 :-D :-D
Watch <<this space.