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PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 4 Feb 2013 21:58

Do you mean Boney M Wend?

:-D :-D

Wend

Wend Report 4 Feb 2013 21:39

Re BudgieM - Island knows ;-)

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 4 Feb 2013 21:39

I just happen to have one here Wend, now bend over :-D :-D :-D

Wend

Wend Report 4 Feb 2013 21:36

What's a twinkie please - think I could do with one?

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 4 Feb 2013 21:29

OK I will and it'll go PDQ ;-)

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 4 Feb 2013 21:28

:-D :-D...Sis..........should have posted it seperately..... ;-)

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 4 Feb 2013 21:21

Chokin over here!!

:-D :-D :-D

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 4 Feb 2013 21:19

I know this will go immediately but :-D :-D

Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.
He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie with him on his next visit.
When he was being examined the doctor shoved the muffin, the Twinkie, and finally the cookie up the guy's bum.
The patient protested, but the doctor calmed him down, saying it was part of the therapy.
This treatment continued for several weeks and every time the doctor shoved a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie up his bum.
Finally, after many visits, the Doctor instructed the patient to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a mallet for the next visit.
The day arrived and this time the doctor shoved only the muffin and the Twinkie up the patient's bum.
After a few minutes the tapeworm appeared out of his bum and demanded, "Where's my cookie!?" WHAM!!!



:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Barbinsglos

Barbinsglos Report 4 Feb 2013 21:15

Prickles
Mr Magoo would rather you called him Mr M

Anyway, who'd wanna be called Goo. Yuk :-| :-|

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 4 Feb 2013 21:11

Goo it is then.

:-D :-D

Barbinsglos

Barbinsglos Report 4 Feb 2013 21:07

I noticed that too

Thought it was me. Haven't seen Budgie for a while

who's Goo? oh yeh ok :-S

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 4 Feb 2013 21:04

I would rather you called me Mr M.............. ;-) :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 4 Feb 2013 21:02

I think Wend has fallen orf her perch Goo.

You don't mind me calling you Goo do you?

;-) :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 4 Feb 2013 20:55

A senior moment Prickles ...... :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 4 Feb 2013 20:53

Have you gawn daft Wend?

I don't remember seeing Bob the Budgie post on here!!

:-D :-D

Wend

Wend Report 4 Feb 2013 20:06

Don't beat around the bush now BudgieBob - say what you really think :-D

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 4 Feb 2013 20:01

I told my mum the joke and she laughed her head off..so thanks for that Mr M lol

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 4 Feb 2013 19:56

I reckon they are too Island........... :-D

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 4 Feb 2013 19:56

Wasting my time, I can see.

I googled something about jokes and whatever else - gynaecology and genealogy perhaps (whatever was in thread title) and I promise that was first joke I saw.

Why on earth do you think I would lie? What on earth would I gain? Why carry on thsi ridiculous vendetta. Really boring :-\ :-\ :-\

Barbinsglos

Barbinsglos Report 4 Feb 2013 19:49

Googled jokes about the topic ???????

You did that. ...... 3 hell marys for you on Sunday :-| :-|