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MayBlossomEmpressofSpring

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring Report 4 Feb 2013 20:07

Dear Vincent: I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were not in prison, you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. I remember you in my prayers. Fr. Louis

Dear Df. Louis. Whatever you do, don't dig up the garden. That's where the money is buried. Thanks for your prayers. Vinnie.

At 4am the next morning FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any money. They apologized to the old priest and left. That same day the old priest received another letter.

Dear Fr. Louis, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Vinnie.

♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥

♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥ Report 4 Feb 2013 20:09

:-D

Barbinsglos

Barbinsglos Report 4 Feb 2013 20:12

Very funny :-D :-D

Researching:
Harper, Norfolk Bristol Treorky & Exeter. Cole Bristol. Lane Chew Magna. Pinker, Bristol. Window Glos. Bell Bristol. Durrant Alverstoke Hampshire

JohnLovesHorlicks

JohnLovesHorlicks Report 4 Feb 2013 20:15

Brilliant joke :-D :-D :-D

Gives me an idea of how to get my garden dug over for the Spring ;-)

Researching:
Bondi Beach, Kovalam, Maldives, Chamonix, Palm Springs, Leamore, Pleck, Groeswen, Bagillt, Splott and Gabalfa

JustGinnie

JustGinnie Report 4 Feb 2013 20:15

:-D :-D like it :-D

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring Report 4 Feb 2013 20:18

I suppose one could say where there's a will there's a way ;-)