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:-D :-D :-D Oh, how great to be able to spell as we spell things, not as the dictionary suggests :-D

"Where is my Sunday paper?" The irate customer calling the newspaper office loundly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam" said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday, the Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday"
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter "Well what do you know, that explains why no one else was at church either".


The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the blonde clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The blonde clerk responds: "He came in here this morning to get something for his cough, I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative".
The Pharmacist yells: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a laxative"
The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough".

One day in school the teacher asked a pupil:
"How do you spell Elephant?"
"E l l e e f a n t" replied the pupil.
The teacher said "That's not how the dictionary spells it"
The pupil answered"You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it".

The women were arguing noisily even in the court. The judge banging his gavel to quiet them said" "We are going to do this in an orderly manner. I can't listen to all of you at once, I'll hear the oldest first"

The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.