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Member Since: January 2010 Posts: 4,743 Send Message	supercrutch	Report	4 Feb 2013 22:53
	I found this really funny.........................
	Researching: Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Member Since: January 2010 Posts: 4,743 Send Message	supercrutch	Report	4 Feb 2013 22:53
	A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine." He lost 33 kilos that week.
	Researching: Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 7,597 Send Message	Sue In Leeds	Report	4 Feb 2013 22:56
	:-D :-D :-D LOL
Member Since: February 2009 Posts: 5,148 Send Message	Wend	Report	4 Feb 2013 22:57
	Just what I need Sue :-D
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Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 5,212 Send Message	JohnLovesHorlicks	Report	4 Feb 2013 23:01
	:-D :-D :-D Just sending it via email to a couple of people. Hope it is not copyright, Sue ;-)
	Researching: Bondi Beach, Kovalam, Maldives, Chamonix, Palm Springs, Leamore, Pleck, Groeswen, Bagillt, Splott and Gabalfa
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 3,465 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	4 Feb 2013 23:01
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 3,465 Send Message	:-D :-D Can't see that one going Sis........... :-(
Member Since: November 2004 Posts: 19,285 Send Message	SueMaid	Report	4 Feb 2013 23:03
	Love it :-D :-D
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 56,478 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	4 Feb 2013 23:03
	:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION DON'T SEND ME MESSAGES
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 1,251 Send Message	Jeniwren	Report	5 Feb 2013 07:30
	:-D :-D :-D :-D thanks Sue, xx
	Researching: Owen/Owens Wilcox, Needham. Derbyshire, Lancs, Cheshre
Member Since: August 2012 Posts: 899 Send Message	OneFootInTheGrave	Report	5 Feb 2013 07:39
	:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: I have given up trying to find any information on (1) Mother of George Wotherspoon - he was born 1759 in Old Monklands. (2) When James Patrick Clusker born 1890 married Mary Ellen Bryant in USA. (3) Information on Thomas Wotherspoon born 1901 in Fife, lived in the Huddersfield area in 1952. Photo is of me in the cloisters of Iona Abbey.
Member Since: July 2009 Posts: 3,253 Send Message	Scrubadug	Report	5 Feb 2013 07:48
	It takes less muscle and effort to SMILE than it does to FROWN That was a cracker :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: How they put the 'bubbles' in Aero Chocolate
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 1,606 Send Message	Paula+	Report	5 Feb 2013 12:36
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 1,606 Send Message	I have just choked on my cripsbread :-D
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 15,806 Send Message	PricklyHolly	Report	5 Feb 2013 12:41
	Just going to send that on to a friend. :-D :-D
	Researching: If i don't see through the week............I will see you through the window.
Member Since: March 2004 Posts: 9,756 Send Message	Merlin	Report	5 Feb 2013 12:46
	PMSL. :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island and MTG.+CC.+DIZZY& Hobgoblins.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 15,806 Send Message	PricklyHolly	Report	5 Feb 2013 12:47
	Just received this one......... A wife ,being the romantic sort,sent her husband a text: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you! The husband, being a normal man, replied, "I am on the toilet, what should I do?
	Researching: If i don't see through the week............I will see you through the window.
Member Since: January 2010 Posts: 4,743 Send Message	supercrutch	Report	5 Feb 2013 14:20
	lolol PH :-D :-D
	Researching: Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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