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Jigsaw.

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Frederick

Frederick Report 6 Feb 2013 21:17


A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a Rooster."

Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these
pieces into anything resembling a Rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax, let's have a nice cup
of tea, and then ," he said with a deep sigh...........

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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."



F.

VIVinHERTS

VIVinHERTS Report 6 Feb 2013 21:43

:-D

ShelleyRose

ShelleyRose Report 6 Feb 2013 22:56

lol. :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 7 Feb 2013 09:52

Love it!!

:-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 7 Feb 2013 09:56

fink this is abuse to little silver haired old ladies..........

in my day, it was a blonde bimbo..........

Claddagh

Claddagh Report 7 Feb 2013 10:11

Very funny!

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 7 Feb 2013 10:35

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 7 Feb 2013 11:42

:-D :-D :-D