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Slightly Religious? :) & another!
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TheBlackKnight | Report | 8 Feb 2013 17:04 |
Did you hear about the ‘Dial-A-Prayer’ telephone service for agnostics? You dial the number and no one answers. |
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TheBlackKnight | Report | 8 Feb 2013 17:01 |
A boy is wandering through a hotel when he hears amorous sounds coming from a room. Curious he opens the door to an unlit room. ‘Wow,’ he says. ‘It’s dark in here!’ A man shouts out, ‘Clear off and leave us alone!’ Startled, the boy shuts the door and runs away. Later that evening the boy passes the hotel laundry room and, again, hears amorous sounds coming from inside. He opens the door and says, ‘Wow. It’s dark in here!’ Again, a man shouts, ‘Go away and leave us alone!’ And the boy shuts the door and runs away. Next day the boy’s mother takes him to his first confession. The boy enters the confessional box and says, ‘Wow. It’s dark in here.’ The priest says, ‘Are you following me around, you little bast*rd?’ |
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TheBlackKnight | Report | 8 Feb 2013 16:46 |
:-D |
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Cynthia | Report | 8 Feb 2013 16:43 |
Overcrowded church |
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Cynthia | Report | 8 Feb 2013 16:39 |
:-D :-D The old ones are always the best........ |
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aivlyS | Report | 8 Feb 2013 15:38 |
:-) |
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TheBlackKnight | Report | 8 Feb 2013 15:35 |
Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." |
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Porkie_Pie | Report | 8 Feb 2013 15:32 |
:-D :-D :-D |
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OneFootInTheGrave | Report | 8 Feb 2013 15:28 |
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D |
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PricklyHolly | Report | 8 Feb 2013 15:14 |
ROFLMAO too...... :-D :-D :-D |
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supercrutch | Report | 8 Feb 2013 14:57 |
ROFLMAO :-D :-D :-D |
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Silly Sausage | Report | 8 Feb 2013 14:38 |
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D |
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TheBlackKnight | Report | 8 Feb 2013 14:36 |
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple of minutes later, he asked the priest, "Father, what causes arthritis?" |
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