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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 12 Feb 2013 23:22

you been drinkin' :-S :-S you're slurring a bit :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 12 Feb 2013 23:36

Look out for L-cysteine in cake mixes.
It really could make a feather-light sponge, because that is exactly what it is - feathers!!! :-S

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 12 Feb 2013 23:52

As they lay frozen side by side in the Lasagne Shergar turned to Black Beauty and said "Great hiding place but I always knew one day they'd Findus!!"

Merlin

Merlin Report 13 Feb 2013 14:19

It is reported that as from today all home deliveries from Supermarkets will be undertaken by "Pony Express" :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 13 Feb 2013 14:42

nice one lolly and Merlin

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 13 Feb 2013 14:45

I have had a lovely Canterloni for lunch served with Garlic bread of course ;-) ;-) :-D

Karen in the desert

Karen in the desert Report 13 Feb 2013 15:35

:-D :-D this thread is getting to be a good laugh.

Here's my contribution.....(stolen from radio this morning)

Label on side of Findus Lasagne....
Ingredients:- Water, Salt, Sage extract, Wheat, Flour, Sodium, Stable-isers, Beef 10%, Mixed Horsemeat 50% and the 3.30 from Uttoxeter.

Malcolm

Malcolm Report 13 Feb 2013 15:49

The GRAND NATIONAL as a new sponser this year. It will now be called THE FINDUS HORSE STAKES.

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 13 Feb 2013 15:54

:-D :-D :-D

Jane

Jane Report 13 Feb 2013 15:55

Just told my son we are having Meatballs and Spaghetti for dinner(which we are).
He shouted down the stairs "WHAT MEAT IS IT" lol

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 13 Feb 2013 15:58


My doctor told me to watch what I eat, so I went out and bought tickets for the Grand National :-D



AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 13 Feb 2013 16:07

I'm wondering about saddle of lamb :-S

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 13 Feb 2013 16:08

and does horsemeat give the trots :-S

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 13 Feb 2013 16:09

I was asked to try a meal from Findus - I said NO FLANKS.

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 13 Feb 2013 16:10

:-D :-D :-D

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 13 Feb 2013 16:12

hahaha... wondering just how many horse jokes there are out there?

Horse goes into a bar...barman says 'sorry we don't serve food in here' ;-)

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 13 Feb 2013 16:24

Mau - I think the person to find that out is Ann who would be my FAVOURITE at 6/1 on.
Please don't NAG me about it.

GP

Dermot

Dermot Report 13 Feb 2013 19:49

When cooking Supermarket burgers, the correct term is not 'medium to rare'. It's 'good to firm'.

I had a Tesco burger last night. I've still got a bit between my teeth.

I just checked my burgers in the fridge - and they're off.

My Lidl Pony.

I hear the veggie burgers have been found to contain traces of uniquorn.

I ate some last night. They gave me the trots.

Sat here reading the label on these burgers and it turns out they're fairly low in fat but surprisingly high in Shergar.

One man has already been hospitalised after eating the offending horse burgers.
His condition is described as 'stable'.

Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes.

Kay????

Kay???? Report 13 Feb 2013 19:57


Puts a whole new slant of

Eating on the HOOF.. ;-).

Hay....... :-D

Carol 430181

Carol 430181 Report 13 Feb 2013 20:02

Well I'm knackered might go to bed. ;-)

Carol