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another filthy joke

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supercrutch

supercrutch Report 13 Feb 2013 23:18

*falls off commode and lays in a puddle from laughing too much*

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 13 Feb 2013 23:16

Two Italians on a bus


NO SPEAKAH DA ENGLISH

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come togedda again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!" she retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Whooza talkin' about sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi....'