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Porkie_Pie

Porkie_Pie Report 14 Feb 2013 15:56

Just had my wrist slapped from the powers that be, :-P

If your joining me bring a flask of coffee and your fags

Roy:-D

psssst, Ive got my hip flask full of brandy ;-)

♥†۩ Carol   Paine ۩†♥

♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥ Report 14 Feb 2013 16:03

& a bar of carbolic to wash your mouth out :-D :-D :-D

Barbinsglos

Barbinsglos Report 14 Feb 2013 16:06

I dont know why you're on the step, have you bin a norty boy ??

but move over and gissa light :-D :-D :-D :-D

Porkie_Pie

Porkie_Pie Report 14 Feb 2013 16:07

Don't think i need the carbolic Carol,

I don't use foul language

Roy

Porkie_Pie

Porkie_Pie Report 14 Feb 2013 16:09

Barb, I'm on the norty step for posting a joke that contained the word "Cockroach" i think?

Roy

Stephen2009

Stephen2009 Report 14 Feb 2013 16:11

Hi Roy......I've been spanked as well......ROFL......they dont know it but I'm a masochist.

Tried to send the following as a response....but kept getting the ERROR message.

I have removed the word COCKROACH from the post in case it offends anyone

Hi ,
Thanks for your communication as per the letter pasted below.

This was put on the Board in an effort to flush out the person that had RR various postings.
NO OTHER PERSON TOOK OFFENCE AT THIS POSTING.

I await your reply rearding my previous email earleir today about the nuisance of the individual RR postings.

Dear Stephen

You recently added a message board response using your Genes Reunited membership.
ALL
Message Board Subject On a lighthearted note
Message Board Response A WEE BEDTIME CHUCKLE

A little girl says to her dad ......

"Do you remember last week when i stood on a butterfly,you said no butter for a week.

And do you remember when i stood on a honeybee you said no honey for a week..

Well Mum stood on a ********* this morning. Are you going to tell her or shall I?


It has been brought to our attention that the nature of this posting breaches the Message Board guidelines and terms and conditions of our website and the item has now been removed from Genes Reunited.
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JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 14 Feb 2013 16:13

gives Roy a cushion
we dont want him getting Jeremy Kyles from the cold step :-S :-S

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 14 Feb 2013 16:24

ridiculous - absolutely ridiculous - kind regards my Aunt Fanny!!!

Porkie_Pie

Porkie_Pie Report 14 Feb 2013 16:26

Thanks for the cushion Joy, In my rush to get here i forgot my favorite supper soft geriatric cushion :-0

Stephen,

2. Inappropriate content

Please do not communicate anything that is, or could be considered to be, vulgar, profane or offensive

The wording on that part of the T&C specifically "could be considered" is a RRers dream come true because it covers about 90% of posts on the general chat board depending on your own interpretation on the content posted by any member

Roy

EDIT Stephen, that didn't take long whoooooosh and it's gone we are being watched from above ;-)

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 14 Feb 2013 16:27

50 shades of grey here

Andrew

Andrew Report 14 Feb 2013 16:28

Next time refer to them as 'insects of the order Blattaria'

Andy

Kuros

Kuros Report 14 Feb 2013 16:28

Think I'll report this thread. Roy's psssst. He said so at the beginning.

Paula+

Paula+ Report 14 Feb 2013 16:29

Porkie Pie, you naughty boy.
Shall I bring you a cake and some sandwiches. ;-)

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 14 Feb 2013 16:34

oh Gawd- not again - they've got out of the secure unit again :-D

Porkie_Pie

Porkie_Pie Report 14 Feb 2013 16:35

Andrew, John gave it its Scientific name but still was RRed

Kuros :-D

Paula, How very kind, Victoria sponge will be fine and go easy on the piccalilli

Roy

Porkie_Pie

Porkie_Pie Report 14 Feb 2013 16:37

:-D :-D@Ann

Roy

♥†۩ Carol   Paine ۩†♥

♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥ Report 14 Feb 2013 16:37

Roy was my Mums favourite threat if she overheard us saying anything she did not deem suitable.
Get told far worse than I have seen on here by my Grandchildren, they hit 'text all' forgetting I will get it as well. ;-)

Island

Island Report 14 Feb 2013 16:39

Oh dear Porkie. It looks like your joke landed in Miss Prims inbox :-(

It really is the luck of the draw as to whether a reported post passes muster or not.

No consistency. :-|

Porkie_Pie

Porkie_Pie Report 14 Feb 2013 16:41

The dreded 'text all' I get that with my lot

Roy :-D

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 14 Feb 2013 16:52

Hi Roy,
Is there any room on that step for a Geordie Lad. I got RRd recently and I need company. Sorry I don't smoke and very rarely swear but boy can I drink. :-D :-D

GP