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Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 9,259 Send Message	Porkie_Pie	Report	14 Feb 2013 18:09
	man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'Why all the clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.' 'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.' 'Where's David Cameron's clock?' asked the man. St Peter replied, 'It's in the office. We're using it as a ceiling fan Roy
Member Since: January 2003 Posts: 49,445 Send Message	Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it	Report	14 Feb 2013 18:25
	He he he :-D
	Researching: Surname Fahse. Germany. Essex .South East London My avatar is one of our wedding photos of 1957
Member Since: January 2010 Posts: 6,802 Send Message	supercrutch	Report	14 Feb 2013 18:40
	Oh the old ones are the best :-D
	Researching: Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!