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Being as its Lovers day today...

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Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 14 Feb 2013 19:55

Here`s a joke about Adam and Eve, the very first two lovers. <3

One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden.
God told Adam that it was time to populate the world. "Adam", he said, "you can start by kissing Eve".
"What’s a kiss?", asked Adam.
God explained and then Adam took Eve behind a bush and kissed her.
Adam returned with a big smile on his face and said, "Lord, that was great! What’s next?".
"Now you must caress Eve".
"What’s caress?", asked Adam.
God explained and then Adam took Eve behind a bush and lovingly caressed her.
Adam returned with a bigger smile and said, "Lord, that was even better than a kiss! What’s next?".
"Here is what gets the deed done. Now I want you to make love to Eve".
"What is make love?", asked Adam.
God explained and then Adam took Eve behind the bush.
A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, "Lord, what is a headache?".

:-D

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 14 Feb 2013 20:02

:-D :-D :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 14 Feb 2013 20:20


Whilst I`m on a bit of a religious topic, this one might make Cynthia smile. (I hope):-D

Moses is coming down from Mt Sinai with the two tablets. He addresses
the people assembled, pointing to the tablets.
"I have good news and I have bad news.The good news is I got Him down to ten, the bad news is adultery is still in it"

:-D

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 14 Feb 2013 20:26

:-D :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 14 Feb 2013 20:36

I think I`m on a bit of a roll here, so how about another one?... Wifely Duties... :-D

Three men were sitting around bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a Catholic woman and bragged that he had told his wife she was to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed doing at their house. He said it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a Mormon woman. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, the house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Jewish girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done and hot meals on the table, every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.


:-D