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Allan

Allan Report 17 Feb 2013 11:35

I see that one of mine has also been removed, but i have received no notification about it, yet! :-|

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 17 Feb 2013 10:31

well there we are - four of my postings were reported - all gone and four slaps on the wrist from GR - so sticky fingers was around last night - in the dead of night again - they certainly don't like me do they :-D :-D

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 17 Feb 2013 00:16

A maiden at college, Miss Keyes,
Weighted down with BA's and Lit. D's,
Collapsed from the strain;
Said her doctor, "It's plain
You're killing yourself by degrees!"

Allan

Allan Report 17 Feb 2013 00:10

There was a young lady called Bright
Who claimed that she could travel faster than light
She set off one day
In a relative way
And came back on the previous night

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 17 Feb 2013 00:03

A wonderful bird is the pelican.
Its beak can hold more than its belly can.
It can hold in its beak
Enough food for a week.
And I'm damned if I know how the hell he can

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 17 Feb 2013 00:01

There was a young chap from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why this was,
He said: "Tis because
I always try and put as many words in the last line as I possibly can

Allan

Allan Report 16 Feb 2013 23:50

So was I, Mersey,......in the IQ department. I still am!! :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 16 Feb 2013 23:46

I was a minus :-D ;-)

Allan

Allan Report 16 Feb 2013 23:40

And my OH was 9 :-P :-P

Wend

Wend Report 16 Feb 2013 23:37

Hugs for Ann. Also Phyll, who posted earlier in this thread. Don't like to think of any one in pain.

As for you Allan, my lad, I was fourteen :-P

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 16 Feb 2013 23:35

I was 5. I remember the song, but we didn't have a TV.
Interesting set of partings in his hair :-D (he puts his head down near the end)

Allan

Allan Report 16 Feb 2013 23:26

Now that was a blast from the past Wend. I was 13 back then :-(

Mersey

Mersey Report 16 Feb 2013 23:25

This thread has made me chuckle....apart from Ann in pain sending mushy squidgy huggles :-D ;-) <3

Wend

Wend Report 16 Feb 2013 23:23

Doncha just love this song - doesn't it take you right back to the past.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e4JXwd7XMo

Allan

Allan Report 16 Feb 2013 23:22

There was a young woman from Australia,
Who went to a fancy dress Ball as a dahlia.
The heat of the ball caused the petals to fall,
And the dance, as a dance, was a fahlia

Allan

Allan Report 16 Feb 2013 23:19

:-D :-D :-D

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 16 Feb 2013 23:17

There was a young lady of Bude
Who went for a swim in the nude
Her boyfriend said whattam
Magnificent Bottom
And smacked it as hard as he Cude

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 16 Feb 2013 23:10

interred!!! nice one

Allan

Allan Report 16 Feb 2013 23:09

Alas Ann, I cannot claim authorship of my last limerick but it is a good one

Now try this one, but it does need a little thought

There was a young man from Hyde
Who fell down a privy and died
Then there was his brother who fell down another.
Now they're interred side by side

:-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 16 Feb 2013 23:04

now that is clever!!!!