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Dirty Joke on a Sunday

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JohnLovesHorlicks

JohnLovesHorlicks Report 17 Feb 2013 16:51

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mic, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mic cord as he went.

Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again.

After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered,"If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"

Researching:
Harman in Havana

JohnLovesHorlicks

JohnLovesHorlicks Report 17 Feb 2013 10:33

A Vicar was greeting his parishioners after Sunday service. It was an excellent service, Vicar. I particularly liked the part of your sermon when you remembered when you were a boy











Just testing :-D Place finger back in usual place. But feel free to add if you know an ending ;-)

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Harman in Havana