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Because I`m bored...

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Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 18 Feb 2013 19:38

Something silly . :-P


“I cannot go to school today,”
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.

I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.

My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I’m going blind in my right eye.

My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox.

And there’s one more—that’s seventeen,
And don’t you think my face looks green?

My leg is cut, my eyes are blue,
It might be instamatic flu.

I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I’m sure that my left leg is broke.

My hips hurt when I move my chin,
My belly button’s caving in,

My back is wrenched, my ankle’s sprained,
My ‘pendix pains each time it rained.

My nose is cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.

My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.

My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.

My elbow’s bent, my spine ain’t straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.

My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.

I have a hangnail, and my heart is—what?
What’s that? What’s that you say?

You say today is… Saturday?
G’bye, I’m going out to play!”

Barbinsglos

Barbinsglos Report 18 Feb 2013 19:40

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Island

Island Report 18 Feb 2013 20:03

In that case Tiger, I'll send you something edumicational :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 18 Feb 2013 20:24

An 8 year old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard.
She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but
decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she
is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with
her mouth hanging open.
The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"

The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner
would be ready in just a couple of secs."

:-)

terryj

terryj Report 18 Feb 2013 20:31

saw a similer one to that on a womans mag letter page when a little boy asked his mom what sex was and after a long drawn out explanation he asked
"how do i get all that in this little box"
cracked me up a treat

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 18 Feb 2013 20:33

Island, I received the Attachment and I was quite Shocked!!!! :-0


I never dreamed that something I penned all those years ago would ever get into print.

:-D :-D :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 18 Feb 2013 20:34

Terry, :-D :-D :-D