General Chat

Today I put on a dress, bought on Saturday and worn for the first time on Sunday. Husband comes into the room, glances at me and huffs. I don't like that old thing, he says, why don't you wear the one you wore on Sunday ? I really liked that one.

Thing is, I had the same reaction when I first wore it on Sunday. I told him I was going to change but didn't, shows how much he actually noticed.. Men. M

Trade him in. They're not all like that :-0

He is really surpassing himself at the moment. When we went out on Sunday three of us had steak, our daughter in law had pasta with onion and mushrooms.

At the end of the evening when we arranging our next get together, I was one end of the table, he was diagonally across from me, about six feet away, standing next to daughter in law. He glares at me and says " you stink of garlic ".

Well, I don't know why, I say. It must be what you are chewing, He says.

Oh yes, that must be the after dinner garlic clove they gave us with the bill.

The fact that daughter in law was the only one to have eaten garlic completely passed him by.

Retirement isn't doing him any favours, or me. M

Look on the bright side




He never said ya bum looked big in that dress:-D

No pleasing some people :-(

Roy ;-)

Thanks Roy, I think. X. M

Maryanna,

you should of let him have it with both barrels saying that to you.

If I had a wife and she made a comment similar to that in front of people whoever they were, I would have told her exactly what for.

George :-)

Maryanna

Would you like the recipe for my special chocolate cake?

It's made with Exlax.

I think he deserves a slice or 3 don't you?

;-) ;-)

Ah, there are some sweet men about. X. M

Prickles, yum, I could make two, one without the added extras. Chocolate cake ............... M

Yes...........but make sure you don't eat the one with the extras!!

And be sure to be all out of loo roll too!!

;-)

George......you mean there's a chance Mrs George might tell you she liked the dress you wore on Sunday? :-S :-D

Prickles...don't forget 'and superglue the lid' :-0 :-D

Hang on........i can't breath..............

Island,

There is no Mrs George nor likely to ever be one.
Once was enough and never again :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D have a lady friend and that's it :-D :-D :-D :-D.

George :-) :-) :-)

You don't have to marry the same lady twice George :-)

George......

Hello! Hello! Who's your lady friend?
Who's the little girlie by your side?
I've seen you, with a girl or two.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I am, surprised at you;
Hello! Hello! Stop your little games.
Don't you think your ways
You ought to mend??
:-D

Chin up Maryanna...............xxxxxxxxx

I wouldn't have married her in the first place if I had known what she was like :-| :-| :-| :-| :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D anyway, who wants to be tied down, not me :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D .

George :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Tied down George?

Don't be shy...........give it a try!!

;-)

What a little bondage ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) naughty girl

George :-) :-) :-) :-) :-

Cheeky!!

;-)