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Maryanna

Maryanna Report 20 Feb 2013 18:45

Well, I did just put some cream that had gone off on his pudding. Quite by accident, i hasten to add.

Sooo glad I don't eat cream myself. He has behaved himself today, trouble is, he doesn't engage his brain before opening his mouth. M

Scozz

Scozz Report 20 Feb 2013 00:13

I think you should make that exlax chocolate cake............. and fill it with whipped cream that has chopped up garlic in it

:-D

That should clean his pipes

:-D

George

George Report 19 Feb 2013 22:26

Hello again, just got back from the pub :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Island, that's the kind of guy I'm like :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

George :-) :-)

Island

Island Report 19 Feb 2013 22:23

George.........whaddya like? Why did you marry someone you didn't know? :-S

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 19 Feb 2013 20:33

Cheeky!!

;-)

George

George Report 19 Feb 2013 20:28

What a little bondage ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) naughty girl

George :-) :-) :-) :-) :-

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 19 Feb 2013 20:20

Tied down George?

Don't be shy...........give it a try!!

;-)

George

George Report 19 Feb 2013 20:16

I wouldn't have married her in the first place if I had known what she was like :-| :-| :-| :-| :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D anyway, who wants to be tied down, not me :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D .

George :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 19 Feb 2013 20:16

George......

Hello! Hello! Who's your lady friend?
Who's the little girlie by your side?
I've seen you, with a girl or two.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I am, surprised at you;
Hello! Hello! Stop your little games.
Don't you think your ways
You ought to mend??
:-D

Chin up Maryanna...............xxxxxxxxx

Island

Island Report 19 Feb 2013 20:12

You don't have to marry the same lady twice George :-)

George

George Report 19 Feb 2013 19:41

Island,

There is no Mrs George nor likely to ever be one.
Once was enough and never again :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D have a lady friend and that's it :-D :-D :-D :-D.

George :-) :-) :-)

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 19 Feb 2013 18:48

Hang on........i can't breath..............

Island

Island Report 19 Feb 2013 18:28

Prickles...don't forget 'and superglue the lid' :-0 :-D

Island

Island Report 19 Feb 2013 18:26

George......you mean there's a chance Mrs George might tell you she liked the dress you wore on Sunday? :-S :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 19 Feb 2013 18:22

Yes...........but make sure you don't eat the one with the extras!!

And be sure to be all out of loo roll too!!

;-)

Maryanna

Maryanna Report 19 Feb 2013 18:10

Prickles, yum, I could make two, one without the added extras. Chocolate cake ............... M

Maryanna

Maryanna Report 19 Feb 2013 18:06

Ah, there are some sweet men about. X. M

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 19 Feb 2013 18:04

Maryanna

Would you like the recipe for my special chocolate cake?

It's made with Exlax.

I think he deserves a slice or 3 don't you?

;-) ;-)

George

George Report 19 Feb 2013 17:49

Maryanna,

you should of let him have it with both barrels saying that to you.

If I had a wife and she made a comment similar to that in front of people whoever they were, I would have told her exactly what for.

George :-)

Maryanna

Maryanna Report 19 Feb 2013 17:42

Thanks Roy, I think. X. M