General Chat

Afraid I have go, I have a date on FB.

Sorry, but I can chat nicely on FB without having a target pinned on my back.
Good night every one, be nice to each other .<3
ps; hope I haven`t missed her. :-(

Edit.
I leave you with another joke ...

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Denomination?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Denomination?"

"Lutheran."

"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

A third man arrives at the gates. "Denomination?"

"Presbyterian."

"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different denominations, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"

St. Peter tells him, "Well the Baptists are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here.

>>>>>>>>>> Runs and grabs AnnC by her hair net and plunks her back on GR thread :-| :-| :-|

Evening :-D what a disjointed thread :-(

I am late to the party, as usual, now I cannot laugh or moan at the OP :-P

Would just like to say that i do like to have a laugh and put up jokes. Like tonight Religion seemed to be the topic. Seems that some didn't like what i posted.... that's your choice. There have been some that haven't liked in the past but i have never RR'd...just read them and moved on.

If they offend anyone they are quite entitled to RR them.

I know what the boundaries are now so won't be going that far again.

Mr M.

Oh perleeeeese! Do stop acting the hard done by when the tables are turned. Some of us have had to put up with teams of swoopers when we even so much as try to get a word in edge ways......not nice, is it?


Edited to answer the thread above.....Yes Bob.....we know you just love your smutty jokes....no need to prove it.


Edit....it seems that the person I was answering has deleted...

A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes.

The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.

They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.

The wife said, "Do you live here?"

"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there and freed me from that little bottle. I am so grateful," he answered.

The wife said, "Are you a genie?"

"Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.

The husband and wife agreed on two wishes...one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.

The genie nodded and said, "Done!"

The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife." I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I have made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."

The husband and wife agreed.

After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?" to which she responded, "Three years." The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?" to which she responded, "31 years old." The genie then said, "and he still believes in Genies?"

Just popped in for a quickie before bed time and .........oh dear!! :-( :-( :-(

Come on you banterloonies............


For united we stand, divided we fall

And if our backs should ever be against the wall

We'll be together, together, you and I.

Hang on in there!!

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

;-) :-D

*Sobs*

:-(

LOLOLOL

And it wasn't me................. :-D

You do Cynthia... and a 'wicked' one too;-) ,

My Baptist mum would have loved those.

Why's the OP been RR'd ?... Me a bit slow tonight ;-)

FGS

Another one gone and I missed that too :-(

Someone obviously didn't agree with my fighting back after putting up with all the rubbish that has been posted lately.....one rule for them eh?

As all of you know.....I don't usually get into contentious threads and desperately tried to be nice with all my answers over the years.....but now I am just fed up with all this.....we'll have a go at you but heaven help you if you have a go back regime.....childish! That is what it is....all these threads put up just to annoy others and then pleading innocence .....for goodness sake grow up and realise that people do take offence and just because you don't doesn't mean they are humourless and there is no need for Pixies jumping about on threads to cause more trouble.

Pushes Sis's commode nearer the computer................ :-D

Right behind you on that one Susanwiv.

C'mon AnnCardiff :-D

You don't give up just like that !! ;-)

Sandie ive tried grabbing her by the hair net but shes not playing :-(

I have deleted my last two posts...........simply because now that Susan wivs last post was RR''d............nobody will know what on earth i was talking about anyway!

:-( :-( :-(

I too am finding the boards aggressive Ann. Not long ago there were many aggressive remarks made to an unpopular poster which I found extremely nasty. Perhaps you will remember them, it was fairly recent and many jumped on the bandwagon to insult and hurt the other member. It seems that it is ok for some but not when the tables are turned or when others try to voice an opinion. It always seems to end up with the aggressor getting 'upset' and acting innocent when confronted. An old trick on GR that many of us have seen over the years, I am sure you and others will agree.



EDIT.....It seems Ann Cardiff has deleted her post :-( for those who didn't read it she was bemoaning the fact that the boards had become aggressive and that she didn't like it.
Amongst a few other things that is.

Thats a shame PH now they won't know why I added.....not to worry......but goodness me, all this deleting :-(