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shame really that men can only afford bird-pulling cars when they're too old to do anything!!!! :-D [with girls that is]

My GP for years...when he retired bought a shiny black mazda sports car with red interior :-)

Just a few doors down from me, living on his own is a fella called Reuben.
He is 98 this year, and he`s still driving, nothing powerful mind you.
I believe its a Fiesta or something very like that.

old men with exspensive toys

A few years ago I saw an elderly chap driving a very powerful convertible Porsche. He had obviously been through his mid-life crisis and was enjoying spending the grandchildren's inheritance.
And the number plate?........................







B4LDY

A senior citizen bought a brand new BMW and drove it out of the salesroom.

Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph; enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.”Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the Freeway, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue ~red lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 140mph, then 150 then 160.Suddenly, he thought,

"What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!"So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, ”Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.

Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go."

The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman and replied,
"Years ago my wife ran off with a policeman.
I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman.



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