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Merlin

Merlin Report 8 Mar 2013 13:50

Should,nt have joined if you can,t take a joke. :-D :-D :-D

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 8 Mar 2013 09:37

your sure right there Dermot ;-) ;-)

Dermot

Dermot Report 7 Mar 2013 21:14

People like to pay their taxes just as much as the devil loves to sprinkle himself with Holy Water.

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 7 Mar 2013 13:49

yes Merlin i maybe did lol ;-) ;-)

Merlin

Merlin Report 7 Mar 2013 13:48

Joy, :-D You spelt "Bankers " Wrong. :-D :-D :-D

Guinevere

Guinevere Report 7 Mar 2013 13:47

They had a beard tax in Russia. 'imself wouldn't like that at all.

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 7 Mar 2013 13:47

well they will be coming here soon
how did they run a country without those taxes though

Dermot

Dermot Report 7 Mar 2013 13:46

I don't see 'window tax' on the list or have I missed it. Very popular in Ireland & probably elsewhere in my gradfather's time.

Guinevere

Guinevere Report 7 Mar 2013 13:46

We don't have a lot of them here now - that's a list of USA taxes. :-)

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 7 Mar 2013 13:44

At first I thought this was funny....Then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers