General Chat

Bob tho' you say that it has run
Its course and may be dead
I might point out that you still put
A comment on this thread

I Might agree its run its course,
so warm the plate and,chill the wine
you get the Carver, I'll get the sauce

I recall the days when I was young
And nothing seemed amiss
But now though old, my fleece is grey
I still would seek a miss

I think this thread has run its corse and touched on romance lightly

So let's let Errol of the hook while he's still young and sprighytly :-D

Your pastie sounds a tasty dish
I used to love my mum's
But when you finish scoffing it
Please sweep away the crumbs

You know I didnt mean it Bro
I couldnt be so nasty
I will stop it now
And sit and eat my pasty :-D

Your barb-ed words do sound to me
As if they are not nice
A mallet tis a cru-el way
To end this fellow's life

Whats come to pass Dear Tenerife
Is beef is off my palate
So if you can hold that old ram down
I'll go and fetch my mallet

Sorry sorry I dont mean a word of it :-D :-D

So tell us Barb what came to pass but do so all in verse
Lamb stew, boiled head or sheeps hooves I can't think which is worse

Forgot to add about the times I would have liked to have my hubbys head
on a plate LOL

:-D

The romance as you rightly say
May sometimes hit a flounder
But time will tell that come what may
I never am a bounder

I agree but as I have had a lot better weekends than this in the past it gives me something to do

I feel the romance is floundering a bit now :-D

I shall retract my ageist note
For age will never matter
But may I beg you serve my head
Not placed upon a platter

UUUmmmh 96, this calls for desperate measures.........or a little retaliation

Dear Errol that's so kind of you to mark my passing years
but if you don't retract that fact your day will end in tears
I have a saucepan boiling with veg and herbs - no meat
just need to add a little lamb to make a birthday treat.

ok so it was a desperate rhyme

Your age is not the subject here
And I shall not reveal
The fact that you are 96
Oh yes my lips are sealed

.... and gude????

On Wednesday I will add a year and that makes twenty one.
I may have lied a little there, I blame it on the sun :-D

Edit...just Googled gude

Definition of GUDE

Scottish variant of good also means god

Dear Tenerife I must just ask
And please don't find me rude
But was your day, a birthday one
To be enjoyed and gude

To me this sounds the best bet so far :-)

A coat, some socks, a woolly fleece
What else is on this list?
If such demands are made of me
I'll go out and get ...


a tasty pint at that rather nice pub with the beautiful beer garden overlooking the canal just down the road from me.