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Please tell me I am not living in a sit-com

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Sharron

Sharron Report 16 Apr 2013 12:50

This morning I had a distressed phone call from OH, you remember him, the one who locked himself in the back of a van at the ferry port.

He picked up a bit of auditing work and had to visit agricultural premises.

While he was there his car was sprayed with slurry!

He has had to go out and do the other visits in my car. If that comes home covered in s**t he will find himself covered in blood.

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 16 Apr 2013 13:06

OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Poooo.........
remember years ago we used to fly model aircraft from a farmers' field...he had sprayed this field, and we sort of got used to the smell..after flying we went into a local pub, as you do..........
a week or so later we went back into this pub, to the remarks of........

"you lott are barred.........weve had to have the carpets and all cleaned."...we had taken the smell in, on our shoes.........LOL

~~ Jules in Wiltshire~~

~~ Jules in Wiltshire~~ Report 16 Apr 2013 13:08

:-D :-D

Merlin

Merlin Report 16 Apr 2013 13:11

I do hope it was,nt the Farmers opinion of his work. :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 16 Apr 2013 13:21

you are living in a sitcom - confirmed :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Merlin

Merlin Report 16 Apr 2013 13:30

Ann, In a Whatcom? :-D :-D

~`*`Jude`*`~

~`*`Jude`*`~ Report 16 Apr 2013 13:56

LOL...definately agree with AnnC:))

sorry l am laughing, but it is funny!

jude :-)

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 16 Apr 2013 16:57

Pop a good film on for him to relax tonight, perhaps Oklahoma, you can sing along with your own lyrics to the "slurry" with the fringe on top.

I hope the farmer had the good manners to wash it off for him.

Regards,
Mayfield

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 16 Apr 2013 18:49

I hope his windows weren't open :-0

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 17 Apr 2013 04:56

Oh yuk, hope the car has been cleaned and deodorised!

Lizx

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 17 Apr 2013 06:14

ooooooooooh!

Many years ago, waiting at traffic lights, a HUGE truck full of cows did a right turn, too fast. The poop that was on the floor went sideways and all over the car next to me. Poor souls had their windows down.

The smell was unbelievable.

So were the screams and swearing.

:-(

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 17 Apr 2013 09:38

" and that was only from the cattle!!!"


LOL

BrianW

BrianW Report 17 Apr 2013 11:56

A perfectly reasonable reaction from farm employees who dislike auditors, I'd have thought !
Wonder what they had to hide?
Could have been worse, next time it could be a little accident with a shotgun!
Brian (ex auditor).

Sharron

Sharron Report 17 Apr 2013 18:01

Don't think it was that sort of audit.

He was counting plastic trays.