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Two older women were having lunch together........

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MR_MAGOO Report 16 Apr 2013 19:54

................. And discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob-job."

The second woman responded, "Really? I'm thinking of having my arse-hole bleached!"

"Oh! Dear!" replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

:-D :-D


BarbinSGlos Report 16 Apr 2013 19:55

Ooooh Mr M. :-D :-D


Susan10146857 Report 16 Apr 2013 22:54

Not nice phrase Mr Magoo :-(


Elizabethofseasons Report 16 Apr 2013 23:30

Dear Mr Magoo


You naughty person using such lingo!

But after a very rotten day, I cannot stop laughing at this joke.

Take gentle care
Best wishes


LadyScozz Report 17 Apr 2013 06:50

People really get this done!

In California, where else. :-(

I can think of a few people who should go blonde lol


Annina Report 17 Apr 2013 13:10

Brilliant,made my day,thank you Mr Magoo.