General Chat

:-D

She wears purple & pink
She dyes her hair bright red
She spends her pension on cakes & Chocolate
And trainers, and says she has no money for wine.
She sits down on the pavement when she’s tired
And gobbles up samples in shops and presses alarm bells
And runs her stick along the public railings
She wears her slippers in the rain
And picks flowers in other people's gardens
She hoards pens and pencils and beads and things in boxes
But she is not old
...
Apologies to Jenny Joseph

NOT GOING TO GROW UP
WILL JUST GET MORE WRINKLIE & FAT
PUT MY BODY IN FOR AN MOT
AND WHILE THERE AT IT
ON MY WHEELCHAIR PLEASE
GO FASTER STRIPES
TO MATCH MY RED HAIR
AND A NICE SOFT
CUSSION FOR MY DERRIE AIR