General Chat

Buffoon.

Not getting at anybody. Just a new word for me and I rather like it.

Buffoon :-D

Begorrah!

no problem <3

terryj...

I seem to have read it wrong........I apologizes to ....x



Marilyn :-)

was not having a go at john just pointing out that john gets got at every time he raises his head

AH!!

thought there must be a reason.....
Bob

just me being picky.......sorry.......

I thought your opening post was very funny, Brenda - I haven't heard that one before :-D

Sorry if the line breaks annoy you Bob,but I copied it on iPad and its not quite as easy as on a computer and my computer is down at moment.

SueMaid...didn't mean to offend you.....I agree ,rather have the Aussie wine!

John ,it was my original post that had the lines ,arrows .Sue has c&pd that.

Not in my opinion, SueM. Hope you don't take a fence. OP had arrows as well, and she lives in North Wales (where they still admire Owain Glyndwr and his archery skills).

Oh - did I do it wrong?

Say no more then John, I was fergetting that asp[ect!!

In Australia, they like arrows on everything. Part of their history, Bob ;-)

why do people copy n paste, items without editing the line breaks out?

GRMarilyn. Terry can be a bit blunt. But his heart is in right place and, despite one or two disagreements, he has never had a go at me personally. So his post amused me. But I can see why you thought he was having a go. No, just friendly banter.

I'm sorry Brenda but I'm deeply offended.

> AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
>
> You have two cows.
>
> Business seems pretty good.
>
> You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate

I wouldn't close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate - only a crisp white Aussie wine would do ;-)

John ?????????

THE SCOTTISH COW.

The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk.
Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply.
So, they brought the cow over from Scotland. It was absolutely wonderful,
it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows,
so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but
whenever the bull tried to mount the cow,

the cow would move away.

No matter what approach the bull tried,

the cow would move away from the bull,

and he was never able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to go to
the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and
ask his advice.
"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away.

If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.

When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.

If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side."

The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this
before asking,

"Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland?"

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned
that they had brought the cow over from Scotland.

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.
"How did you know we got the cow from Scotland?

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye:


"My wife is from Scotland"

Terryj :-D :-D

Quite opposite of how GRMarilyn took it, I think :-) And appreciate both your posts. And no, absolutely no need for a report ;-)

Funny post, Terry :-D

terryj...


Outrageous remark towards John....
I think you ought to delete that comment .


I don't report I would rather state on boards .. :-S

you forgot the genes re united cows
you have 2 cows
you dont like the way 1 cow moos so you report it

you call the other cow john likes horlikes and every time it raises its head you beat it with a stick