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Mayfield

Mayfield Report 29 Apr 2013 11:21

Came across this elsewhere, I thought it might tickle your fancy!




An elderly couple in their 70's were about to get married.

She said: “I want to keep my house.”

He said: “That's fine with me.”

She said: “I want to keep my Car.”

He said: “That's fine with me.”

She said: “I want to have sex 6 times a week.”

He said: “Put me down for Fridays.”



Mayfield :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 29 Apr 2013 13:01

6 times on a friday.............not bad........needs the rest of the week to recover........??

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 29 Apr 2013 13:02

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Paula+

Paula+ Report 29 Apr 2013 13:05

I hope she does not have an headache. :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 29 Apr 2013 16:19

Points well made:-D :-D :-D