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FIRST CHRISTMAS JOKE......

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 21 May 2013 20:49

3 men die on Xmas eve, to get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Xmas"
the Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass,
the Welsh man jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass,
the Irish man pulls out a G String and bra, St Peter says "how do they represent Xmas?"...

Paddy says "they're Carols!!".
:-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 21 May 2013 20:58

Christmas *faints*

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#Be Kind

GinN

GinN Report 21 May 2013 21:12

Stop it, you're scaring all us women! :-0

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Anything and everything that takes my fancy.

Mersey

Mersey Report 21 May 2013 21:30

Watch out Geordie Black Knight will have his counter down to Christmas on soon *frets* :-D ;-)

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#Be Kind

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 21 May 2013 21:31

217 Days and counting down.......... :-D :-D


http://www.xmasclock.com/

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 21 May 2013 21:32

Too late Mersey........ :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 21 May 2013 21:34

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Mersey

Mersey Report 21 May 2013 21:36

Geeeeeeeeeeez !! :-0

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#Be Kind

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 21 May 2013 21:40

shurrup :-| :-S

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In my own little world where everybody knows me... ..... best thing about happy memories is making them....

Mersey

Mersey Report 21 May 2013 21:48

Mau you always make me giggle <3

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#Be Kind

♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥

♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥ Report 21 May 2013 22:44

:-0 :-0 :-0

No they are not... I just checked & I am not missing any :-D