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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 4 Jun 2013 20:34

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND: Of course I do.

WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan).

WIFE: Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

WIFE: - silence - -



HUSBAND: OH DEAR.......... :-S :-S

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 4 Jun 2013 20:36

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 4 Jun 2013 21:24

Husband to wife - "When I die I shall leave everything to you dear"

Wife to husband - "You already do dear"

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 4 Jun 2013 21:27

:-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 4 Jun 2013 21:29

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Wend

Wend Report 4 Jun 2013 21:42

:-D :-D :-D :-D