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Joke.......Being Assertive.

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 15 Jun 2013 13:28

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,

"You Can Be THE Man of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of s*x that I want!

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"







The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess...."

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 15 Jun 2013 13:31

MR_MAGOO :-D :-D :-D keep them coming :-D :-D :-D

Barbinsglos

Barbinsglos Report 15 Jun 2013 13:32

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 15 Jun 2013 15:13

A guy was in a pub telling his mate about his surprise birthday treat, organised by his wife...........
who was at times a bit domineering......

well we went to this show and as it turned out there was a hypnotist on the bill
and as it happened I volunteered to have a go, well unknown to me, once I was under, the missus said, "Tell Him to do whatever I tell him," when we get home.

she said that I should do the dusting, so apparently i did, then the hoovering, Ironing, clean the bath and toilets,and the missis was really enjoying ordering me about........later when we went to bed, I felt a bit frisky and needed to unwind after all my excertions, so, as you do, I thought I get lucky and started to have a feel around. "WELL "she said" you can cut THAT out, straight away".........so I did.....

What happened then the mate asked, Well I dont rightly remember, but look at this........... Funny little things aint they?