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Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	29 Jun 2013 13:08
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	:-D :-D
Member Since: August 2004 Posts: 1,394 Send Message	BarneyKent	Report	29 Jun 2013 12:30
	Breaking news (with acknowledgements to the 2 Ronnies). At the United nations building, Police are investigating a series of thefts. The ambassador for Jamaica had a pot of Jam stolen. A bottle of Port was reported missing from the bar in the room of the Portugese ambassador. A Can of beer was reported taken from the room of the ambassador for Canada. A quantity of Ice was stolen from the fridge in the Iceland ambassador's room. The Bell on the door of the room of the ambassador for Belize has been stolen. The lady ambassadors for Brazil and Nicaragua both left in a hurry.
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	29 Jun 2013 11:27
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	Thank Father Peter :-D He's a red-headed Irishman, great fun, he knows so many jokes!
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	29 Jun 2013 10:52
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	Nice one Scozz.......... :-D :-D
Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	29 Jun 2013 07:05
	PMSL you so made me laugh x :-D :-D
	Researching: The birth of Middlesbrough
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	29 Jun 2013 03:07
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	A man had a heart attack and was taken to the nearest hospital by ambulance. He woke up and found a nun with a clipboard sitting by his bed. Nun: Do you have health insurance? Patient: No, I don't. Nun: Do you have money in the bank? Patient: No I don't. Nun: Do you have relatives? Patient: Only a spinster sister, and she's a nun. Nun: She's NOT a spinster, she's married to God! Patient: In that case, send the bill to my brother-in-law. :-) Sorry if this offends anyone! I was sent this joke yesterday, then remembered it was told to me about 15 years ago ~ by a priest! So if it didn't offend a priest........
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	28 Jun 2013 23:19
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	Have deleted the post on Find Living Relatives..................no sense of humour....... :-( :-(
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 2,701 Send Message	Budgie Rustler	Report	28 Jun 2013 23:11
	:-D :-D :-D
	Researching: ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	28 Jun 2013 22:58
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	Not good for your health are they Budgie ?
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 2,701 Send Message	Budgie Rustler	Report	28 Jun 2013 22:56
	I had a couple of Heart attacks a few years back,found they weren`t to my liking ,so I haven`t bothered with any since and I feel a lot better for it. :-D :-D
	Researching: ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	28 Jun 2013 22:55
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	It's on Find Living Relatives.............. :-D
Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	28 Jun 2013 22:49
	i dare you lol ;-) ;-)
	Researching: The birth of Middlesbrough
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	28 Jun 2013 22:47
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	Puts name on Find Ancestors........... :-D
Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	28 Jun 2013 22:45
	pmsl x :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: The birth of Middlesbrough
Member Since: May 2009 Posts: 3,916 Send Message	LollyWithSprinklez	Report	28 Jun 2013 22:43
Member Since: May 2009 Posts: 3,916 Send Message	There's a wally in my fridge!!
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	28 Jun 2013 22:39
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	Check her drawers JBA............... ;-)
Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	28 Jun 2013 22:37
	where is wally do you know searches in the cupboard under BCs stairs ;-) ;-)
	Researching: The birth of Middlesbrough
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	28 Jun 2013 22:36
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	.................................... Wally has had a heart attack but the ambulance crew can't find him. :-S

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