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Well I reckon I look pretty kool in my Emporio Armani boxers.
They`re Blizzard White with little hearts all over them, rather fetching I think... So :-P


Ps... AND, they aint got no holes in em. :-D :-D :-D

How do you put your legs in?

They will have Jimbob, give it time :-D :-D

Sorry Errol, only just noticed. You're looking wheely nice :-D

ta very muchly

They made off with one of me pins for a barbie so I had to improvise

Keep an eye on the other 3 Errol matey, heard there`s gonna be lots of Barbies this weekend . :-D :-D :-D

Pins? Rear left. British GP last weekend. It wasn't you was it? :-0

They'll have to catch me first

vroom

OH!.. nearly forgot, I have a joke with underpants in it, No rude words, so does anyone mind if I put it on this thread? :-)

Ps . will delete if anyone is offended.

oops Island you have found me out.

My real name is PirellitheSheep

On your head be it - the joke I mean not your underpants.

Do tell.

I don't mind Jimbob :-D but pm it to me if it the finger of fate falls.

OK... Are you ready?...Fingers on the buzzers...Right, GO!

Fred and Myra were residents at the local old age home. One day, Fred came shuffling past Myra when she waved him over.
"Fred," she said, "I'll bet I can guess how old you are."
"Okay," replied Fred, "go ahead. Tell me how old I am."
Well, you got to pull down your pants first Fred.
"What are ya talkin' about Myra?"
"I can only tell how old you are if you pull down your pants Fred."
Shrugging his shoulders, Fred obliges and pulls down his pants. Myra tells him to pull down his underpants as well.
Thinking 'why not?' he pulls down his underpants as well. Myra peers at his privates, inspecting from all angles. She takes his equipment in hand, moves it around a bit, feeling here and there. After some of this manipulation, she looks up at Fred and announces, "You're 87 years old."
Astonished, Fred looks at her in amazement!
"How did you figure that out Myra?!?!?"
"Fred - you told me yesterday."

LOL! Cheeky :-D :-D :-D

brill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)

I`ve been trying to find out which Nursing home that happened at.
I want my grandkids to put me in the same one when my time comes.:-D
In fact... I wont mind going a little earlier than expected.he,he, ;-)

good one BR :-D :-D :-D :-D

Good Day everyone <3

BR......You are a naughty man ;-)

Now don't spread this around, I went over the water this morning and happened to notice a purple blob with a pointy hat staggering out of Yates's Wine Lodge. Is there anyone missing? ;-)

hmmm a good point that

Anybody missed me :-D :-D :-D

Who spoke? :-S