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Thursday Night Joke.

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 11 Jul 2013 20:21

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered............. 'Is that one word or two?'

Mersey

Mersey Report 11 Jul 2013 20:25

Mr Magoo its Thursday :-D


:-D :-D :-D :-D Very Funny

Barbinsglos

Barbinsglos Report 11 Jul 2013 20:26

:-D :-D :-D

OMG is it Friday ?????

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 11 Jul 2013 20:28

Glad someone's awake ............Thank you Mersey........... :-D

frightened Barb now........ ;-)

Barbinsglos

Barbinsglos Report 11 Jul 2013 20:30

First good larf today

Thanks Mr M. :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 11 Jul 2013 20:38

brill - but I bet there's someone with an itchy finger waiting in the wings :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 11 Jul 2013 20:57

Ive got something else itchy and it aint me finger ;-)

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 11 Jul 2013 21:02

well scratch it if you must - is it one of those Japanes motorbikes - and Itchi****y"?

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 11 Jul 2013 21:04

ya can get cream for that ya know Mersey :-D :-D

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 11 Jul 2013 21:08

It wasn't me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mersey

Mersey Report 11 Jul 2013 21:10

Errol :-S :-S

Geeeeez I have an itchy Toe!! :-D ;-)

Mersey

Mersey Report 11 Jul 2013 23:03

Mr.M thats just put me off my toasted teacake :-0 :-0

;-)

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 11 Jul 2013 23:06

Deleted the link.........stretched the thread.

Didn't think anyone saw it.

Not very nice were they ........... :-S

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 11 Jul 2013 23:09

For those who missed it.


http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=itchy+toe&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=nCzfUfPBH_S00QXvvoCoAg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1350&bih=609

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 11 Jul 2013 23:23

That's made me feel better - my toes are prettier than I thought :-D

Love the joke too :-D :-D :-D

Diamonds-R-A-Girls-Best-Friend

Diamonds-R-A-Girls-Best-Friend Report 11 Jul 2013 23:42

Nice one MR MAGOO :-D

Not so sure about the link :-|

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 12 Jul 2013 07:34

great joke :-D :-D :-D