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The Lawyer.???

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Frederick Report 11 Jul 2013 21:59

A lawyer boarded an airplane with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde
flight attendant named Wanda to take care of them for him.

Wanda took the box and promised to put it in the crews refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying
frozen,, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded
to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out, needless to say,
Wanda was annoyed by his behaviour.

Shortly before landing in New York, Wanda used the intercom to announce to the
entire cabin, " Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please
raise your hand.?"

Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.


Nolls from Harrogate

Nolls from Harrogate Report 11 Jul 2013 22:12

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AnnCardiff Report 11 Jul 2013 22:55

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OneFootInTheGrave Report 12 Jul 2013 07:36

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AnninGlos Report 12 Jul 2013 14:25

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Renes Report 12 Jul 2013 14:30

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