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It's looking quite Christmasy here already folks..... it's snowing and the flakes are enormous!

The Twelve Days of Turkey....

On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me I'm glad we've bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard, as we tucked into our turkey - a most delicious bird.

On the third day of Christmas we had friends in from next door. The turkey tasted just as good as on the day before.

On the fourth day of Christmas Gran came, she's rather old. We finished up the Christmas pud and ate the turkey cold.

On the fifth day of Christmas outside the snowflakes flurried. But we nice and warm inside - we ate the turkey curried.

On the sixth day of Christmas the turkey spirit died. The children fought and bickered and we ate the turkey fried.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave a wince, when we sat down to dinner and were given turkey mince.

On the eight day of Christmas the dog ran off for shelter. I served up turkey pancakes and a glass of Alka Seltzer.

On the ninth day of Christmas poor Dad began to cry. He said he couldn't stand the strain of eating turkey pie.

On the tenth day of Christmas the air was rather blue. And everybody grumbled at eating turkey stew.

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Christmas tree was moulting. Mince pies as hard as rock and the turkey quite revolting.

On the twelfth day of Christmas at last Dad smacked his lips. The guests had gone, the turkey too - we dined on fish and chips



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Hi GL has the snow stuck :-D ;-)

Scozz :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

How many days now Stray :-D <3

Hey Mersey. This party is going to have a lot of class if two as posh as we are there.

Sharron we are two peas in a pod :-D ;-)

oh 35 :-0 not long ready are you all prepared ;-)

:-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 :-0I wrote out half my cards today :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(and the birthday ones :-( :-(

I'm a good girl I am ;-) ;-)

Do you have real trees? Stray and Mersey ??

i do, thats why i only have my decks up and not my tree i have to go buy one when they go onsale :-D :-D

Mine is not a real one...... Mine is so easy to put up too :-D :-D

:-( i want my tree up lol

I always put my tree up on the 1st.....Strayif you want to put your tree up, you go for it babes <3 <3

To add to the Xmas fever.............

http://youtu.be/9PVhIMr4ScI

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FANTASTIC ROFL thanks Mr M :-D :-D :-D :-D

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D i like a lot Mr Magoo

Runs onto thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BAH HUMBUG . Mersey >>>>>>>>>>>>> Runs out quickly ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D

>>>>>>>>>>> Puts bouncers and security guards all over thread >>>>>>>>

Protection is the major priority from BAH HUMBUG VANDALS

Alarm the building >>>>>>>>security lights and lazer protection installed :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P

You gotta catch me first. Flys off on supercharged broomstick dragging all festive garlands behind to dispose of over the North Sea :-D :-D :-D

:-| get of r fred you anti christmas thug

"re strings the lights" and hands out eggnog :-D :-D :-D

Blasts the egg nog with the bazooka, rips down the unmentionable season's lights and does a quick exit out of the back door, throwing stones at the security lights on the way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DOUBLE BAH HUMBUG

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Stray dont fret we are protected by Father Christmas !! :-D ;-) <3