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LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 23 Mar 2014 10:07

I was told this joke today by a Catholic priest!

If it gets reported............. God help you!! :-|

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 23 Mar 2014 10:11

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers, and decided to spend some time with them, to correct their ways.

She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers, and talk with them.

She put her sandwich in a brown paper bag and walked over to the spot where the men were sitting, eating their lunches.

With a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked......

"Do you men know Jesus Christ?"

They shook their heads, and looked at each other.

One of the workers looked up into the scaffolding and yelled out...

"Anyone up there know Jesus Christ?"

One of the workers yelled down "Why?"

"Because his wife is here with his lunch"

:-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 23 Mar 2014 10:21

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 23 Mar 2014 10:33

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Gg gran Amelia - Suffolk side

michael2

michael2 Report 23 Mar 2014 10:51

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 23 Mar 2014 10:54

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Jan.

Jan. Report 23 Mar 2014 11:12

That's hilarious - I can't stop laughing at it! It's really funny.

Denburybob

Denburybob Report 23 Mar 2014 12:14

I shall tell that one in the pub tonight. Bob

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 23 Mar 2014 13:12

:-D :-D :-D

that made me laugh and reminded me of the time I was asked that question by my daughter's ex mother in law in a loud voice in a crowded restaurant many years ago. :-D

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 24 Mar 2014 04:36

I'm not brave enough to send the joke to OH's brother & his wife......... they send "Jesus Loves You" birthday cards!

I have no idea where they find them :-)

I've thought about sending them pagan cards, but can't find them either :-D

Eileen

Eileen Report 24 Mar 2014 18:20

When my son was two years old in 1960, there were hardly any foreigners around. We were in the post office and the counter went around a corner. I was waiting in the queue when my son came running to me. Mum come quick, come and see, he told me. I followed him and came face to face with an Asian man with a long beard and gown. my son looked straight into the mans face and said, look mum it's Jesus. With a red face I apologised, but the man smiled, and I couldn't help laughing.

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 25 Mar 2014 10:41

:-D :-D :-D