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Well it made me smile when I read it anyway. ;-)

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the shops in search of one in her size. She entered a posh department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another lingerie store, she had become disgusted.

Leaving the shop, she drove to a store in the retail park.
Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"
The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"

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