General Chat

Yes Julies done a brill job........Gwen.....Im going to print mine and frame them,,,wasnt worth it before.... As for salty balls.......no comment .....pmsl...I would get shot...lol

havent gone yet caz lol am having a pmt fit on another thread lol

PMT fit....lol.....jan...

PMSL Buggs

PMSL

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, 'Yes Officer?' 'What are you doing?' the policeman asked. 'What does it look like?' answered the young man. 'I'm reading this magazine.' Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, 'And what is she doing?' The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, 'What does it look like? She's knitting.' 'And how old are you?' the officer then asked the young man. 'I'm nineteen,' he replied. 'And how old is she?' asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, 'Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be sixteen.'

A tribe in the jungle consider farting after every meal to be a sign of power, however the chief of the tribe finds it extremely difficult to fart. His servant goes to the doctor and say 'big chief, no fart' so the doctor gives him a pill The next day the servant goes back to the doctor and says 'big chief, still no fart' so the doctor gives him a big pill the size of his hand On the third day the servant goes back and says 'big cheif still not fart' so the doctor gives a pill the size of a football The next day the servant comes back and says to the doctor 'big fart,no chief!' PMSL.........PMSL I liked this one

PMSL I Loved that last one.....

Have another but dont know if i should post...pmsl............Is only a short one....oh blow it here it is.. I went to the Pre-ejaculation Clinic today. The problem was that when I got there everyone was gone. I guess I came early. pmsl

PMSL..THERE GOOD

Im calling it a night Gwen...Im going of to bed.....see you in the morning...xxxxxxx Nite Nite Buggs xxxx Nite nite Steve....mwwaahhhhhhhhh

nite nite love..xxxxxxxxxx

*****creeps in****** and in a low voice ' can anyone join please ' runs away but will come back Jac

anyone can join

MORNING ALL see ya later

knock know whos there.....awfuly empty here today.. You mean to say no ones been here, since i left last night....... Well better put the heating on for a bit, is a bit cold.....Back after dinner...

I WAS HHERE THIS MORNING,,,,,,,,,,,HI YA

Cooeeee Gwen So ive just seen...lol.....thats cause i was only looking at my bits ..lol. Ok of for some dinner...back bit later...

hi but im the vice lol

Hope she has a fab time......