General Chat

Pm'd you Steve. Forgot to put on it that if you plan on visiting the Armarni Shop I need to accompany you. Tx

i am not green with envy over garden i am not green with envy over garden i am not green with envy over garden i am not green with envy over garden i am not green with envy over garden well that didnt work

Gwen it's alright to be green with envy. Not feeling that unenvious myself especially as I'm going lose 5 metres of back garden to the new extension. Gonna have to move chicken run to front - not sure what neighbours will think. Tx

GRRRRRRR well aleady got 8ftx10ft kitchen extention and the garage which left 18 ft x15 ft of garden an no one would worry about chickens in the front garden,,cos they'd only get nicked on the first day

Bye Bye Birdie A little boy is walking along on a nude beach. A man reading a newspaper sees him approaching and decides to show some decency towards the child and lays his newspaper across his lap. The boy walks up and asks, “Mister, whatcha got under that newspaper?” The man replies, “Oh, just a little birdie.” So the boy leaves, the man begins reading again and falls asleep there on the beach. All of the sudden, the man wakes up, screaming in pain. An ambulance arrives, loads him up, and they ask, “Sir, what happened?” He tells them that he doesn't know, he was reading his paper and fell asleep. Then they ask if anyone could have seen what happened. He tells them of the little boy he talked to, so they set out to find the little boy. They find the boy and ask him if he had talked to the man with the newspaper. He says, “Yes,” and they ask if he knows what happened to him. “Well, after he fell asleep, I crept back over, and peeked under that newspaper. And that was the ugliest little birdie I ever saw, so I wrung its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!”

Gwen you're gonna hate me. After extension will have about 50ft by 30ft of back gaarden left. approx 1/3rd Fruit and veg, 1/3 patio overlooking nature reserve and rest lawn. Front garden split between parking (approx 9 car capacity) and lawn surrounded by trees. (soon to be chicken run) T.O.R. x *runs away before Gwen hits her*

RIGHT BOOZE OUT FOOD OUT OPEN THE DOOR

TOR YOU BETTER RUN REAL FAST REAL REAL FAST i used to have 350 foot long garden,but it was on a peppercorn rent

Wished we had a big garden sometimes...... Supose have a small one has it advantages...lol....not much gardening to do..

Gwen I've never managed to grow peppercorns. lol

*pours very strong drink for self* Nice decorations who did these?

Think Gwen did........ Steve wouldnt think of decorations....lol

Helps myself to a drink............nice strong one..

Decorations found in celler c1920 very Art Deco,andall the chrome an stainless steel,goes well together PLENTY OF FOOD AND DRINKS COME ON IN HAVE SOME FUN

You sure it was Gwen - didn't think it was her style. Steve's really into decorating favourite subject at the moment. lol

Already got him booked in for my bedroom. hasn't been done for ages. lol

Well as youve already booked him, He can do mine after yours, along with the sitting room...and anything else i can find..lol

LOL TOR, Yes i know his into decorating, his full time hobby i think......He can come and do mine next.....As he likes it so much..:)) Mine needs doing but cant be bothered..lol .

Should..lol

Come in Buggs help yourself to food and drinks