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* The Welcome To The Grbb Housemates Thread*EVICTI

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 11 Jan 2007 20:25

Just get on with it and tell us lol

♥~Muffy! ~♥

♥~Muffy! ~♥ Report 11 Jan 2007 20:26

HOUSEMATES THIS IS BIG BROTHER. YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO PM ME YOUR 2 NOMINATIONS FOR THE 2 HOUSEMATES YOU WOULD WANT EVICTED. BB WILL EVICT THE ONE WHO ACHIEVES THE MOST VOTES ON A PUBLIC VOTE. I NEED VALID REASONS BUT PLEASE PM DO NOT ADD TO THE THREAD IT IS A TOTALLY SECRET BALLOT. BIG BROTHER AWAITS YOUR NOMINATIONS.

♥~Muffy! ~♥

♥~Muffy! ~♥ Report 11 Jan 2007 20:26

First can we please welcome House mate number one JEAN POOL. Jean is the 21st most influential person in the world lol .In her audition Jean said: Ooooh I''m mad me! Nominate me and I promise to hide the loo roll. Jean also admits to talking in her sleep. Jeans luxury items are: Whoopie cushion. Although probably won''t need one. Ear plugs for when it gets too much. Razor for shaving other housemates eyebrows off while they are asleep. Chocolate laxatives passed off as cadburys chocolate...Did I mention I will be hiding the toilet roll? And a big dummy incase I should throw a tantrum. --------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- --- Housemate number 2 is Lil she is extremely houseproud and tidy this was her audition: I’m Lil a Glamour’s Gran of 2 the third on his way, I’m a very professional person when at work cos they pay me too be LOL, I have very strong Family Values and Opinions but that’s just my individuality, I love to spend my well earned money cos as my Gran would say you come in the world and you leave with nowt SO ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN cos u cant take it with u Her luxury items are: Fags Make Up Male escort (BANNED BY BIG BROTHER) Pics of the family me own Pillow and quilt ------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------- - Housemate number 3 is TOR who admits to never having seen big brother !!! Tor holds the record for having the most luxury items veto''d by Big Brother. *tuts* This is TOR''s audition Just turned 40 Biker Babe who likes leather. Long Red hair 5'' 3'' curvy rather than slim Listens to LOUD rock music Reads anything and everything. Oh just give me a place - I''m perfect. (apart from my cr*p interpersonal skills) TOR''s Luxury items are: Updated at 14.30 cos BB banned an item Updated at 16.50 cos BB banned another item Ipod (Now banned) Jack Daniels (lots) Cigarettes Moisturiser Tigger hotwater bottle & Cover Explosives to stick in BBs you know what (Added to Banned List) Ann Summers Gift Box c/w contents ------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ------- Housemate number 4 is Teresa W Teresa also admits to talking in her sleep and has a 'thing' about Dermot. This is Teresa''s audition: I''m Teresa, 47 Rock chic/ageing hippy Long hair as wild as the rest of me Keep me in and see my wild side snarllllllllllllllll Teresa''s luxury items are: Hair straighteners Moisturisers Wine Fags Whip (to whip all the other housemates into shape) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Catherine from Manchester

Catherine from Manchester Report 11 Jan 2007 20:27

go on then put us out of our misery.

June

June Report 11 Jan 2007 20:29

Yes Muffy lets be knowing June xx

♥~Muffy! ~♥

♥~Muffy! ~♥ Report 11 Jan 2007 20:33

Housemate number 5 is our Rose. Rose is told she blows off in bed other housemates need not worry though as she claims they smell of roses !!! Rose has also been told that she snores though she disputes this , This is Rose''s audition: HI IM ROSIE IM 35 (NEARLY 36) IM A SPOLIT BRAT IM ALWAYS ALWAYS RIGH (EVEN IF IM WRONG) I LIVE NEAR HEATHROW BUT I LOVE A LAUGH ROSEX OH YER AND IM A LAZY MOO Rose has yet to submit her luxury items ---------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ---- Housemate number 6 is Catherine. I don''t need to say too much cos her audition speaks volumes lolololol Well it''s all going aka Noel Gallagher Style Hi I''m catherine 40 from Manchester fun lovin friendly intelligent and very sarky. Down to earth but not rough. pick me and you now your stuff. so if you want a treat pick me and i promise I won''t pick me feet. I''m blonde I''m beautiful you met your match I bet I am such a catch so pick me you won''t be sorry I promise I ain''t no Horry. twirls audition ends...... Catherines luxury items are: 1) Photo''s of me family 2) Manchester City Poster 3) Magic Knickers 5) Man doll. 6) Poster of Anthony Keidis I''d borrow Hayleys straightners and Monty''s KY. ------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------- -- Contestant number 7 is Jeff. Jeff is one of GR''s resident poets - he hasn''t offered too much info as yet but we hope to get to know him better during the course of this game. This is Jeff''s audition: Hello my name is Jeff And I''m told I''ve got bad breaf, So if you let me in it I might only last a minute Jeff Lol Don''t have any luxury items listed for Jeff as yet ------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------- - Contestant number 8 is Hayley Wilde Childe who appears to be attempting to smuggle in a maid servant - however Big Brother is aware of this and is watching her very closely. This is Hayley Audition lol me me me me me me me me.................... Hayleys luxury items are: Cigs pooter (BANNED BY BIG BROTHER) hairstrightners personal maid (BANNED BY BIG BROTHER) BC.. (most welcome to join but unable to be taken into GRBB as a luxury item*whispers BC I will pm you - I have a cunning plan lololol*) ------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------- --------

♥~Muffy! ~♥

♥~Muffy! ~♥ Report 11 Jan 2007 20:36

Housemate number 9 is Mystic Megabyte. Her audition also speaks volumes so I need not make any further introductions: I ''feeeeel'' as though i should be a cyber BB contestant because i am sooooooooooo in tune with the universe ! I will be a Peacemaker in the house and will weigh up who is who on the ''astrology'' front. I predict there will be lots of friction, it needs to be neutralised and harmonised and i am the only one that can do this succesfully. Megabye x ;-))) ;-))) ;-))) Hari Krishna Hari Krishna...Hari Hari...La la la la... Mystic Megabyte has yet to declare her luxury items. ------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ------- Our 10th new house mate is Jackie from Wales who dumped pics of her family in favour of ciggies she is also plotting to dirnk black russians with puss *worries* lololololol Here is Jackies audition: Me me me me I want to go in I will bring peace sanity and calm to the house lol Here are Jackies luxury items: Photos of my family, cos I will miss em sob sob My 3 in 1 emoliant, so I don''t stink and my skin don''t flare up Hairdye, cos im vain Biggest bottle of Tia maria I can find, I might need it Large inflatable mallet, for when people get on my nerves lol Scrap the photos I will bring in me fags lol Jackiexx -------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ------------ Our 11th new housemate is a bit of a wild card lol. MONTY SMITH (seriously nervous about trying to tame this one lolol) This is Montys Audition: ok put me down, so long as they all call me SIR when talking to me Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you''re chewing on life''s gristle Don''t grumble, give a whistle And this''ll help things turn out for the best... These are Montys Luxury items - PMSL sun tan lotion cherry red lipstick ky jell 2doz large blue ballons bottle of TCP -------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- Our twelfth house mate is Puss herself. Puss has promised to share her voddie with other housemates and cause mayhem Puss may i remind you that Big Brother is watching you at all times lol. Here is Puss''s audition:hi, im cattie im 21 my statistics are 40 / 24 /34 i have legs that go all the way up to my armpits im blonde long flowing curls i have the write shaped lips and come to bed eyes when im unhappy i suck my thumb so vote for me and i will suck your thumb Here are Puss''s luxury items: make up booze mobile (BANNED ITEM) puter (BANNED ITEM) noodles ------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ------------- Hopefully not unlucky for her our 13th housemate is Kris massey Kris has given a comprehensive audition so I shall let that speak for her My name is Kris I might take the p**s but you''ll be glad of me When you''re hungry Gordon Ramsey has nowt on me whan it comes to cooking I swear and curse as much as him ....And I''m better looking!! Kris has yet to submit her luxury items ---------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ---- Housemate number 14 is Carol From Dulwich. Again another comprehensive audition ......... I have nothing against the youngens and I definitely think we need a few in there, but I think we need more olduns like me with bit more life experience to offer. Down-to-earth types who enjoy a laugh (and making people laugh), without needing to get it at someone else''s expense, I would like to be laughing more instead of getting caught up in constant bitchy backstabbing. Yeah it''s great to have a few hotties but how about a few old fat ones like me. (I can pretend to be young and beautiful and live a celebrity lifestyle. Vote for me.................................... Here are Carols luxury items: ear plugs Poli-Grip Denture Adhesive incontinet pads blood pressure monitor ---------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ---- Bet you thought I had forgotten you didn''t you lolololol Our 15th housemate is Strump who I have a feeling is going to cause Big Brother a few problems. As before Miss Strump please do be aware that Big Brother will be watching you very carefully at all times!!! Here is Strumps audition !! lol Drops halo..............now Muffers, i can only be one lady in this..........Moi shall be the best Madam, with many *coughs* lovely gals I dont think you need me to audition this.......................... No i thought not......*to old for these poles* Strumps luxury items are Totty shoes make up hairspray hairdryer patches -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- -----

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 11 Jan 2007 20:36

Oooooh I'm in, yayyyy! Packs luxury items, 30 pairs of clean knickers, jeans, t-shirts, bras big cuddly cardigan, jumpers, jacket, hat scarf, toothbrush, make-up (not classed as luxury item it is essential you know), hairbrush, shower gel shampoo, conditioner, perfume, deodorant, toothpaste, 6 pairs of shoes, big fluffy rabbit slippers, trainers, socks, jewellery, and an apple in case Hayley is watching.

Ladylol Pusser Cat

Ladylol Pusser Cat Report 11 Jan 2007 20:39

where is the men sleeping he he he

♥~Muffy! ~♥

♥~Muffy! ~♥ Report 11 Jan 2007 20:40

If I have forgotten to add anybody that added to the thread that wants to go in give me a yell in the next half hour and I will add you - sorry I was typing all that with kids about lol so if I missed you it wasn't deliberate I promise xx I was going to put it to the vote but with the volume of people it would have been madness trying to do that so I will save the public vote til after nominations have been made xx

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 11 Jan 2007 20:45

Can I make a suggestion? As the real BB Nominations are done by secret ballot, to keep the theme here, could they be done by PM to Muffy? 2 moninations with valid reasons for nominating, with results to be announced when all housemates have nominated?

Catherine from Manchester

Catherine from Manchester Report 11 Jan 2007 20:45

yeah!!!!!! are we in the house yet then I want to get me poster on the wall. catherine xx

♥~Muffy! ~♥

♥~Muffy! ~♥ Report 11 Jan 2007 20:47

Yep that was always going to be the way i was going to do it Teresa and that's the reason why I couldn't do a public vote for entries cos it would have been a nightmare lololol. All nominations and all public votes will be done by PM to me. Confidentiality guaranteed. xx

Jean

Jean Report 11 Jan 2007 20:47

Bagsy the single bed by the door.

Catherine from Manchester

Catherine from Manchester Report 11 Jan 2007 20:48

Right I'm having that one the double- jumps on bed........yipppeeeee catherine xx

♥~Muffy! ~♥

♥~Muffy! ~♥ Report 11 Jan 2007 20:49

*voice on tannoy* HELLO THIS IS BIG BROTHER COULD ALL HOUSEMATES PLEASE ASSEMBLE BY THE DOUBLE DOORS TO YOUR LEFT FOR YOUR SECURITY CHECKS

Ladylol Pusser Cat

Ladylol Pusser Cat Report 11 Jan 2007 20:54

hope she dont find my mobile up my bottom

Jean

Jean Report 11 Jan 2007 20:54

Grins gormlessly, sorry big bruver

.•:*¨¨*:• ★Jax in Wales★.•:*¨¨*:•.

.•:*¨¨*:• ★Jax in Wales★.•:*¨¨*:•. Report 11 Jan 2007 20:55

Sorry big brother I was busy posing for the photographers. That security guard is a big lad aint he lol Jackiexx

Catherine from Manchester

Catherine from Manchester Report 11 Jan 2007 20:55

Right come on lets get this over with- hey puss you think they got some champers or what. catherine xx