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Don't worry about it Jeff I don't like cream cakes anyway, you enjoy yourself *grabs one of the toothbrushes and goes in bathroom and starts cleaning the toilet It's a hard knock life for us it's a hard knock life for us instead of treated we get tricked instead of kisses we get kicked it's a hard knock life

Oh Jackie, er Boss, these cream cakes and this wine are delicious, Sorry I can't give you any, don't want to get in trouble with BB. *relaxes on couch and starts scoffin*

back later

Oh my god! Did you hear that? Ive just fallen off BBs damn roof after fixing it and im in pain and now this! At least help me up and get me inside please...........

THIS IS BIG BROTHER. BIG BROTHER HAS CONSIDERED THE SHANINGANS OF THE LAST 24 HOURS AND AS A RESULT HOUSEMATES JACKIE MONTY STRUMP AND BUGGS WILL BE SUITABLY PUNISHED FOR THEIR PART IN PROCEEDINGS. . BIG BROTHER HAS PROVIDED 4 TOOTHBRUSHES TO CLEAN THE FOUR GRBB TOILETS WITH. THIS IS TO BE DONE THOROUGHLY AND WITHOUT A BREAK FOR AT LEAST FOUR HOURS. OTHER HOUSEMATES HAVE BEEN AWARDED A LUXURY HAMPER WHICH STRUMP JACKIE BUGGS AND MONTY WILL NOT BE ALLOWED ACCESS TO. BUGGS AS YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE HOUSE FOR MORE THAN 6 HOURS YOU ARE NOW CATEGORISED AS A HOUSEMATE.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH *thud* lots of swearing and screaming............ (sorry was told to get off roof lol by bb)

*Slowly smokes cigarette whilst considering how to get Strump down* Hold on Strump this could take a while.

*why is she helping me* TOR, i cant move though, ive got cramp and i cant move!

*Wanders outside for a cigarette and notices lump on roofline* What you doing up there Strump? Hold on I'll get the ladders and let you down. *why am I helping her down ????????*

*getting cramp now and i darent move* sobs

*sitting in lounge drinking Hot Chocolate with Marshmallows completely unaware of crisis on roof* It's quiet tonight wonder where everyone is. Helicoptor not there so Strump probably gone off with her pilot. Oh well this Hot Chocolate could do with some whipped cream as I'm on my own.

*well, thats the best i can do and i dont like being up here, blowing a gale and im soaked* Wheres the ladder? Oh gawd.....its blown away *panics*.........BB THIS IS YOUR DAMN FAULT, NOW IM STUCK AND IM WET AND IM SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED....its so slippery and no point shouting for help, no one will hear me......lets hope the guttering doesnt give way, bout the only thing holding me up here *panics again*, starts shivering

*doesn't see Strump on roof and removes ladder*

Ok, this wont fix itself.......gets ladder, climbs up it and starts trying to cover the hole with plastic sheeting *not sure i like being up here, thank god its a bungalow*

Oh i wondered what the noise was.....bloomin big hole eh! And right over the boys area.........wonder what the answer to that is....boys sleeping on the sofas? Tor, so pleased you have clothes on, i was worried youd catch ya death of cold! Now, shall we play nicely today? *sounds boring, nicely*

*pops back to BB house and finds half the roof blown into garden* *so cold now wearing clothes again* Be around on & off till about 6.30.

Well we havent been punished yet i suppose, i dont like BB being so quiet, think he is up to some thing! I shall be in all evening i think...........mainly to see what my fate is lol

*slopes off to have a shower I hope this washes out, I aint having me hair cut short.

I can honestly say, best laugh ive had in ages, thanks guys x

Morning campers! After last night, you might be the winner Monty lol *see J didnt get all the star bar out of her hair* smiles