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GRrrrrr STREET... chapters 1 -23 ***chapter23 writ

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DIZZI

DIZZI Report 17 Nov 2006 21:36

Steve listen to me now that is a joke im over there on me own

Sandra B

Sandra B Report 17 Nov 2006 21:50

psst....Steve, the Inn OVER THE POND.....whoops caps lock...

Joy Kentish Maid

Joy Kentish Maid Report 17 Nov 2006 21:53

Have just read chapter 19. Thank you, our Em .... :-)

helenbell

helenbell Report 17 Nov 2006 22:01

i have read chapter 19 as well Em thanks!! is it Steve the stud?? or Steve the bog brush?? i hear he is cleaning toilets now!! HB

WhackyJackieInOz

WhackyJackieInOz Report 18 Nov 2006 07:18

And a darn good job he is doing too Helen. Should have hired him earlier. But wait a minute, Hey Steve! what you doing in that Loo with that woman? who is she? Thinks Steve is shirking his duties. Be back later got to go look what's going on there. Thinks there's a Snogathon going on in there Jackie (Head scrubber)

WhackyJackieInOz

WhackyJackieInOz Report 18 Nov 2006 07:25

OK all is well I sorted him out. There's a queue outside the loo's he's been fratanizing with the Stars. Mentioning no names of course, don't want to get anyone into trouble. But it's the one's with the big names lol. Steve maybe thinks if he can get close to the Stars he will get a part. He's got no chance. No Couch casting (or LOO casting) in this Production Jackie(head Scrubber)

helenbell

helenbell Report 18 Nov 2006 07:29

well at least he's starting from the bottom!!! LOL

Our

Our Report 19 Nov 2006 17:29

MIL now departed for sunnier climbs.. well the midlands anyway... you lot dont half ramble on!! ( just read back a few pages) Chapter 20 shall be either later tonight ( around 9pm) or in the morning... will try my best though to do it tonight.. Even though i DO have a child with a broken ankle!! and is as demamding as Gwynne in one of her diva strops! lol. see you all later... oh and by the way... can you carry on your thesbian altercations in the dressing rooms... the frontstage is for acting only! so Ner!!! lol :))))

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 19 Nov 2006 17:30

Did she jsut tell us all off then? *shocked* After all the hard work we put in to keeping this theatre open for the weekend. fuff!

Our

Our Report 19 Nov 2006 17:32

me??? never... * sniggers quietly*

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 19 Nov 2006 18:03

Em, Em Em Can I be the streets resident singer please please please you ask Lemonella I am good! *bows* Kaz x

Our

Our Report 19 Nov 2006 18:42

Kazz... you seem to forget.. i have HEARD you sing!!! lol

Our

Our Report 19 Nov 2006 19:28

CHAPTER TWENTY It was very early morning on on a dark wet and windy GRrrr St.The street was deserted, and the only light to be seen was coming from inside Krappins the Newsagents. Inside, Jackie O’Norris and Rita Tor ( who had very red hair) were busily getting the papers ready for the paperboy ( there was only one as not many could read on Grrr st). “ Rita will you stop eating the nutty twist for breakfast” Jackie grumbles as she bound up last nights surplus Ancestry News. Rita, who had been caught red handed ( as well as red haired) with her hand in the sweet jar, muffled through a rather full mouth “ oh give over you old Australian tart, nuts are good for me bowels, keep me regular they do” Jackie rolled her eyes heavenward “ goin to the toilet keeps me regular and its less painfull on the profits” Rita ignored that remark and went back to sorting out the morning papers. “ oh I forgot” Jackie exclaimed, “ I meant to put this card up in the window last night” she reached into her beige safari shirt pocket and fished out a slightly weathered postcard and walked over to the window next to the shop entrance. “ who’s selling what then” Rita muffled through another gobfull of nutty twist” “ nobody is” replied Jackie “ its that Jean Etta Slobovich advertising for a new lodger above the chip shop. “ Jackie pressed the card firmly to the window with blue tack, and stood and pondered into the darkness outside. “ aparrantly she is struggling to make ends meet since that Dan ODonell did a moonlight flit to the Algarve”… ( some believed he was on the run from that Rebecca melon chest after a distaster with a roast badger) “that and the rising price of haddock.. I heard that Maggy Ristol tell Terenda Wafflegob that Jean Etta has been passing off sardines as haddock to keep the costs down.. But I wouldn’t take too much notice, people would be able to taste the tomato sauce surely” Rita nodded in agreement whilst taking a quick slug of dandelion and burdoch. Just then, polly Annidin came into the shop looking very worst for wear.. “ don’t ask” polly moaned, “ just a packet of heddex and a copy of strumpets weekly please Rita” she handed over the correct money and picking up her purchase, sloped off out of the shop.. nobody commenting on the fact she had come out still in her whinnie the poo pyjamas and without her teeth in… Rita finished the papers and and went to fill up the nutty twist..Jackie was still at the window.. pondering… she did a lot of that.. pondering that is… Just as she was about to turn around and go towards the shop counter, something caught her eye outside.. was that Lessey lee coming out of the pub with that Steve mc Boffin.. at 6am? No couldn’t have been, Steve was fully ensconced with polly annidin wasn’t he? Jackie straightened up, and reached for a bag of Ayley hay health food shop kangaroo beans she kept under the counter.. she popped some in her mouth and went to straighten the top shelf “ I am sure there is a hint of gin in these beans” Jackie pondered.. again…..

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~  **007 1/2**

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** Report 19 Nov 2006 19:36

Polly there's something I have to tell you!

Hayley   Empress of Drama

Hayley Empress of Drama Report 19 Nov 2006 19:36

well done Em....

Sandra B

Sandra B Report 19 Nov 2006 19:36

* where's Lesley ?? and her pretending to be my friend* Steve * shocked* How could you /* runs sobbing into the morning*.......wll you said 6am so can't sob into the night.... Another good one Em,I will tell Dan he is homeless...:-(

Sandra B

Sandra B Report 19 Nov 2006 19:39

* loud heartbreaking sobs* Twice in two days he's done this....twice ....

Hayley   Empress of Drama

Hayley Empress of Drama Report 19 Nov 2006 19:41

* smiles smugley at Polly * Wait til you see what Em has written for Steve and I in the style of the slapper in SITC..

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~  **007 1/2**

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** Report 19 Nov 2006 19:42

Polly, we went shopping together to the jewelers. To look for rings .........for you!!!!!! He just wanted my advice in choosing something nice. I recommended the big expensive one that was very pretty!

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~  **007 1/2**

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** Report 19 Nov 2006 19:43

Would I ever do that to you?