General Chat

no i think you will be ok there paul thank's come in anytime your up this way i'll have a cold beer waiting for you bye now

well done elaine now all you have to do is not drink so much at least your trying dear not like um um oh what is her name my other employee? where is she by the way?

Practising really hard mixing these cocktails. Lovely pretty colours and hic very yummy! Daisy

Daisy, you are doing a grand job. So sorry about the mix up earlier. You really should do something about those hiccups. Guest will get the wrong idea and think you have been on the bottle. Dr. Longlegs.

no dear i dont mean you daisy i have another employee that you have yet to meet (if she ever turn's up for work)

Thank you Dr Legs (grovel, bow, scrape - where have I done this before?) Have just mixed a new one and called it the Crazy Daisy, would you like one? Daisy

Yes please Daisy. That would be lovely. Ms Roff. So it looks as if there has been a missunderstanding. I was waiting for your reply. But missed it. Of course you have a job. Just roll up your sleaves and join us. Dr. Longlegs.

dr longlegs i wondered if you knew of the where about's of my other employee i have not seen her since we opened?

Nervously mixing all manner of pretty coloured drinkies, Daisy passes a glass to Dr Legs, forgetting to add that it's four times the strength of a B52!

*runs into reception and falls on her face* Ohhhhhh. That dreadful man. He said I have childbearing hips. I'm not going near him again, President or not. Only male staff to enter his chalet from now on. *staggers to her feet* I need a drink. Gwynne (ents)

May I suggest a Crazy Daisy? Daisy (UBM)

Sound good. Line 'em up. I'm on a break. Gwynne (ents)

has anyone been in my stock cuboard? oh that dam door again where are the handy men when you need them?

Wow what a kick. That is fantastic, thanks Daisy. Go on then, just one more. then I really shall have to go looking for that Sassy. When and where was she last seen? Dr. Longlegs.

daisy dear have you seen my stock paper work? im sure i left it on the bar, oh daisy i think i'll make you chef cocktail maker how many different 1 can you come up with you can do a new cocktail menu

Help yourself folks ~ lining them up on the bar and trying not to let Bumpy see the depleted stocks of pretty coloured drinkies ~ Daisy

*tramples others underfoot* *Smiles at guest.* A millionaire , you say. I'll put you in our VIP area. Come with me *batts eyelashes* Gwynne (ents)

ELAINE. ELAINE. Dont you dare go down that cellar with a naked light. You will blow us all up. The gas cylinders for Gawds sake. Oh No, please dont let her light up...............

Pssssst!! Yes I know but there is a real live SHEIK waiting for your attention!!!!!Now that I've gotten rid of my tatoos, I look really gorgeous (adjusting her flame coloured wig). And my chest is HUGE!!! They seem to like that kind of thing. And I can do my ping....well maybe not after that accident. ouch.....

hey i said you could a menu of new cocktails not test them out on everyone there will be no staff left to run the place if you carry on dont you all have job to do?