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xmas funny

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MrsBucketBouquet

MrsBucketBouquet Report 30 Nov 2004 12:47

He laid her on the table, So white, so clean and bare, His forehead wet with beads of sweat. He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast, and then drooling, felt her thigh, The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The whole was wide... he looked inside, all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands, stretched out his arms, and then he stuffed the turkey. Merry xmas everyone lol Geraldine x