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Clueless

Clueless Report 20 Oct 2007 07:27

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KEITH H

KEITH H Report 20 Oct 2007 07:28

morning Fi

RamblingRose

RamblingRose Report 20 Oct 2007 07:30

morning Fi,
hope it's a good day for u

rosexx

Researching:
Names: Fishlock, London. Whetman. Keatings from Kerry. The best way of keeping my temper with idiots.

S' Rioghal Mo Dhream

S' Rioghal Mo Dhream Report 20 Oct 2007 07:31

Good morning..


Hope you have good day :-)


Regards

Rio

Clueless

Clueless Report 20 Oct 2007 07:32

To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own,
grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make
you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take
comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His
own children After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"

"Don't what?" Adam replied

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve, we have forbidden
fruit!!!!!"

"No Way!"

"Yes way!"

"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.

"Why"

"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He
hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! "Didn't I
tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?" said the Father.

"I don't know," said Eve.

"She started it!" Adam said

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has
never changed.

BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have persistently
and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it,
don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what
makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to
walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down
and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own
children.

3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word
for word what you shouldn't have said.

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind
yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your
nursing home one day.

AND FINALLY:

IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT
SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!

these are curtsy of Julie

RamblingRose

RamblingRose Report 20 Oct 2007 07:34

LOL Fi,

Morning Rio!

Rosex

Researching:
Names: Fishlock, London. Whetman. Keatings from Kerry. The best way of keeping my temper with idiots.

S' Rioghal Mo Dhream

S' Rioghal Mo Dhream Report 20 Oct 2007 07:36

Morning Rose!


Rio

Clueless

Clueless Report 20 Oct 2007 07:41

Morning Chris
xx

Clueless

Clueless Report 20 Oct 2007 07:42

OOOOPPSS Sorry didn't see youtwo down there lol

Morning Rose and Rio
xx

Clueless

Clueless Report 20 Oct 2007 07:45

Morning Keith

~~~~~~~~~~~
to Keith
xx

UzziInSunshine

UzziInSunshine Report 20 Oct 2007 07:55

Morning Clue

Rio , Keith, Rose, Chris

to all those before and all those who come after .....

See I missed an ermmmmm interesting night last night !

Sorry Clue didn't mean to sod off on you my net went ..then my leccy ....................and then ........


I fell asleep waiting for it ! lol

Researching:
Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria

S' Rioghal Mo Dhream

S' Rioghal Mo Dhream Report 20 Oct 2007 08:09

Good morning Uzzi, Ellan & Capricorn.



Regards

Rio

Lin in Sussex

Lin in Sussex Report 20 Oct 2007 08:11

Morning Clueless and all.
Beautiful bright crisp morning here.................but had to put heating on cos I was cold.

Have a good one.

Lin x

S' Rioghal Mo Dhream

S' Rioghal Mo Dhream Report 20 Oct 2007 08:14

Damn freezing here lol....

my feet are cold


Rio

Clueless

Clueless Report 20 Oct 2007 08:15

Morning Everyone
Are we all happy today ?
cos I am
Helloo Uzzi mate
No probs
and you didnt miss a thing lol
XX

S' Rioghal Mo Dhream

S' Rioghal Mo Dhream Report 20 Oct 2007 08:18

yes you did Uzzi.....

You missed my full frontal pics ... then again... you were saved a fate worse than death... lol

Regards

Rio

RamblingRose

RamblingRose Report 20 Oct 2007 08:21

AS all the sensible people are on this thread....do you think tarot readings are a good idea? There is apsychic fayre near me today...with tarot,aura readings etc...opinions on whether I should have one done?

rosexx

Researching:
Names: Fishlock, London. Whetman. Keatings from Kerry. The best way of keeping my temper with idiots.

Clueless

Clueless Report 20 Oct 2007 08:21

Not having seen them yet Rio
I couldn't possibly comment lol

xx

S' Rioghal Mo Dhream

S' Rioghal Mo Dhream Report 20 Oct 2007 08:22

oh dear clueless ... lol

have i hijacked your thread lol


Rio

Clueless

Clueless Report 20 Oct 2007 08:23

I think the future will happen no matter what Rose
No point in knowing better to be surprised lol
xx

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