General Chat

so if a pig had a multiople orgasm. how long would that alst ?

good ones Stella

Did You Know...



If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.



(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas

is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.



(think I know someone who could make TWO bombs!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to

the body to squirt blood 30 feet.



(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.



(In my next life, I want to be a pig)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it

starves to death. (Creepy.)



(I'm still not over the pig.)



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human

jumping the length of a football field.



(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.



(What could be so tasty on the bottom of the ocean?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.



(I still want to be a pig in my next life, or maybe a piglion)



Butterflies taste with their feet.



(Something I always wanted to know.)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.



(Hmmmmmm........in a woman maybe, can;t stop talking they can't, I know what my strongest muscle is)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than

left-handed people.



(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.



(OK, so that would be a good thing, but why would they want to anyway?)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.



(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)





Starfish have no brains.



(I know some people like that too.)



Polar bears are left-handed.



(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for

pleasure.



(What about that pig??)





...........and I STILL cannot forget about that PIG !!



NOW you know EVERYTHING!!!!!!

BEFORE COMPUTERS

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy . ...

.. . you just hoped nobody ever found out!

pmsl granny

sad to see the trinity name go stella but thats life i suppose. are they in the big league still ?

bye rach xx

night rach m8 tc xxx

haaa love it granny

ok bye Rach catch you tomorrowlol
xx

Hi Fi I am good thanks u??

Hi there Rach
hows you/
xx

good night god bless rach xx, love to esther

Funny Jokes - LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS

1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with
you.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

4. Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner’s name on your hand in case you can’t remember.

6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don’t end up under the bed.

7. Have Ibruprofen ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf, too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don’t even think about trying it twice.

they are wakefield wildcats now , having a new stadium built for them

I am off to bed let me know where and when eh? Always assuming I am invited???????????
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

you seen them in the bath after a game then prince ???

wakefiled trinity they were my fantasy team when i was a lad stella

you know it is prince

men ? men ? with all that bloody padding and no real tackling. no rucks or mauks