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Clueless's Bar is now Closed..........

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Foggy

Foggy Report 30 Nov 2007 19:51

Three Nuns are talking, the first Nun said.
"I was cleaning in father's room the other day and do you know what I found.? a bunch of pornographic magazines"
"What did you do with them" asks the second Nun,?"
"Well, of course I threw them out in the dustbin"

The second Nun said, "That's nothing , when i cleaned his room Father's room, while putting away his washing, do you know what i found.?"
A packet of condoms"
" Oh my.!" gasps the first Nun, " What did you do with them.?"
"I poked holes in all of them" she replied.


The third Nun fainted

Prince of Dreams

Prince of Dreams Report 30 Nov 2007 19:52

rose xx

Rambling Rose

Rambling Rose Report 30 Nov 2007 19:52

Evening Prince xx

RuthSxx

RuthSxx Report 30 Nov 2007 19:53

Good morning/evening, ready for a big weekend lol
SD xxxx

Clueless

Clueless Report 30 Nov 2007 19:54

No problem Rose


Did I give you that Bud Foggy
Anyone want a drink?
xx

(`•¿•`) Loopy § Lady Ŀindy (`•¿-`)

(`•¿•`) Loopy § Lady Ŀindy (`•¿-`) Report 30 Nov 2007 19:55

Goooooood one, Foggy!!!!!!

Near us was a Photographer's Shop. My kids kept calling the Pornographic Shop. Until one day the shop was in court for hiring out pornographic videos!!!

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 30 Nov 2007 19:56

me please clue??, on second thoughts i'll just take the bottle !! lol

Clueless

Clueless Report 30 Nov 2007 20:01

Here you go Stella
Plenty more behind the bar lol
xx

Prince of Dreams

Prince of Dreams Report 30 Nov 2007 20:01

oh eck im coughing and spluttering

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 30 Nov 2007 20:01

One afternoon, this old lady walked into an adult shop, all trembling and shaky, looking for something. Finally, she walked up to the store attendant, who looks at her curiously.

"Yyyoungggg mannnnn, dooo you seelllll viibrattoors heeeeere???" asked the woman.

Yes, ma'am. We do sell vibrators," answered the man, with a big grin on his face. "Do you want to buy one?"

"Heh-heh-hhellllll nnnnnnooo, younggg mmmmmaaaan. I jussssssst waaannnttt ttttooo knnoww hhhhooooww yyooouu tuuuuurn itttt offfff!!!!" replied the woman.

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 30 Nov 2007 20:03

here prince, have a swig out of my brandy bottle

Prince of Dreams

Prince of Dreams Report 30 Nov 2007 20:04

stella cheers but ive got a better idea

Clueless

Clueless Report 30 Nov 2007 20:05

pmslmao GG

Here you go Prince a nice G&t
that should stop you coughing lol
xx

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 30 Nov 2007 20:05

oh yes ????

Prince of Dreams

Prince of Dreams Report 30 Nov 2007 20:06

age old cure for ailments known by all men through the ages lol

(`•¿•`) Loopy § Lady Ŀindy (`•¿-`)

(`•¿•`) Loopy § Lady Ŀindy (`•¿-`) Report 30 Nov 2007 20:07

Don't encourage him!!! Back to work, Prince!!!

You've got a novel to write, remember????

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 30 Nov 2007 20:07

A young girl is sitting in a barber shop with her mother, eating a twinkie, and anxiously awaiting her first hair cut. When her turn comes, she brings her twinkie with her to the chair, and the barber covers her. Soon, she pulls the twinkie out for a bite.

"You're getting hair on your twinkie," the barber playfully warns.

"Yes, I know," replies the girl. "And I'm getting boobs, too."

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 30 Nov 2007 20:08

not sure if i want to know this prince lol

Rambling Rose

Rambling Rose Report 30 Nov 2007 20:09

Prince.....good for sinus problems....

Rambling Rose

Rambling Rose Report 30 Nov 2007 20:10

Hows the writing going?!

xx