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*Clueless's*Place* the Bar is Closed*.........

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THE GOTH CHICK

THE GOTH CHICK Report 27 Dec 2007 21:14

gets box of tissues thay love me wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa

Clueless

Clueless Report 27 Dec 2007 21:15

((((hugs))))to Jane
Don't be daft nowlol
xx

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 27 Dec 2007 21:15

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The guy says "No, what?"

He just ate the cue ball off my pool table. WHOLE!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little ba****d. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and everything else."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."

S' Rioghal Mo Dhream

S' Rioghal Mo Dhream Report 27 Dec 2007 21:16

Yeh Clueless...

Walking around holland in the kilt would raise a few eyebrows and laughs im sure.. lol

have to make sure they dont go sticking the tulips in places they wouldnt find em again .. lol

Regards
Rio

Borobabs

Borobabs Report 27 Dec 2007 21:16

Shsssssssssssss ~~~~~~~~ back to everyone else ,,,#

Yes thanks Clue but to much company drink and late nights ;;;lol

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 27 Dec 2007 21:16

very sexy with matching bra..........................Stella eat your heart out.

Clueless

Clueless Report 27 Dec 2007 21:17

Don't you worry honey I'll keep you safe:0))



The usual xams stuff then Babs lol
xxx

NOG

NOG Report 27 Dec 2007 21:18

lol granny

THE GOTH CHICK

THE GOTH CHICK Report 27 Dec 2007 21:19

very good granny

like it

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 27 Dec 2007 21:20

Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

Clueless

Clueless Report 27 Dec 2007 21:20

Very nice GG



Must remember trip to lingeries shop
if Babes is rescuing me lol
xx

THE GOTH CHICK

THE GOTH CHICK Report 27 Dec 2007 21:21

well girls im gonna say night night gonna have a bath

got to go to work tomorrow

thanks for all the fun and LOLS

bye all jane xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

NOG

NOG Report 27 Dec 2007 21:21

**************granny put the dink down & wall away hun lol*********



stella is granny tryin 2 out do u on outfits hun........tuts

Clueless

Clueless Report 27 Dec 2007 21:22

pmslmao GG
xxFi

NOG

NOG Report 27 Dec 2007 21:23

bye bye jane nite nite

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 27 Dec 2007 21:23

enjoy your bath jane...........hope no skaters interupt you. xx

Clueless

Clueless Report 27 Dec 2007 21:24

Nght Jane
Have a good one
xxx

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 27 Dec 2007 21:25

am jealous now granny, !

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 27 Dec 2007 21:25

oh don't be i will send you my old ones. lol

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 27 Dec 2007 21:27

haaaa no thanks !!

night jane xx