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talks to. Beggars can't be choosers thought Jason he would rather be bored with Becky's company than have no company. He thought again, and decided to go to the launderette and wash his own clothes, then he would..................

Bill as usual, was in the pub, with Jason, who looks one very unhappy guy, it surely coudnt mean he was missing Sarah, the never grown up girl! but that wasnt the reason, Eileen,had not washed for a week so he had no clean clothes and he so wanted to go on the pull, alas he would just have to chat up becky who doesnt seem to care who she

her own mother had not been honest with her about her birth. Audrey ordered her birth cert only to discover she was actually 68!, She had been born out of wedlock! She thought about it a moment and then decided to tell everyone considering (she hoped) that they were going to say she looked good for her age.

She looked closer at her cert, who was her father, who was this Albert Tatlock person? This family history stuff definitely throws up a few secrets.

Audrey went back to her house in suburbia to get on the internet immediately.

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a brothel, after all she had experience in that area of the market. David meanwhile was getting a taste of life in custody and he didn't much like it - shame!!!! He began to wonder why it was that his mother suddenly looked as if she had been for a makeover, hair and make-up - strange. Perhaps there was another man on the horizon - please God not another Richard Hillman. Gail meantime was doing her Mother Theresa impression and staggering around on an unlikely pair of crutches, sighing all the time and looking into the distance - what did she see out there> Who knows, who cares. Audrey had woken up with mega hangover following Gail's 50th and wondered how it could be that Gail was only 50 when she herself was only 65!! Perhaps

blonde brigade, she called into Audreys to seeMarie, what do you think she asked, marie said it will be great, i will do it at the flat then you dont have to pay anything, so they arranged it for the next day, meanwhile paul who was definatley his fathers son, was throwing a right wobbly, leanne had spent all the insurance money without letting on, she had bought

finally decided there and then that the red hair had to go!! 'Conkers! FLAMMING CONKERS! is that what my life has come to? she asked herself > Fizz decided to join the

for a jog around the Red Rec and could he please have half a dozen conkers as pc or no pc he was going to show his sons how to play it so Fizz

it's 2008 FGS - get real. Nothing that causes pleasure can be done these days, the PC brigade have the upper hand Ken - live with it!!!! Fizz meanwhile was threading conkers on a string and wondering how she would make attachments for earrings when Ashley appeared looking rather out of breath and red-faced. What you been up to asked Fizz - Ashley mumbled something about having been

Well, Ken didn't realise that conkers had been banned but he wasn't surprised! He reminisced how he and his brother David played the game on the cobbles many years ago and how Ena interrupted her harmonium playing to yell at them from the Mission window and poor old Minnie often looking for her cat and that scary looking Martha Longhurst trotting off to the Rovers to sit in 'The Snug' to wait for her friends! ' Wake up Ken, what are you thinking, you're miles away..............

they gathered bags full of the things, only to be told by Roy that now it is not allowed to pllay that game, "What are you saying, Roy" asked Ken who had joined in the hunt,"the p.c. people have banned them as being dangerous" Roy replied. "what are we going to do with them now,we have hundreds of them" Fizz and Kelly came to have a nosy, "The conkers would make fantastic jewellry items "Fizz said

Meanwhile, Ashley and Tony continued to collect conkers for the competition they had organised at the Rovers.

devised a cunning plan.

Ashley behind some trees on the Red Rec!!! Who would know that Ashley was gay or Tony for that matter - come to think of it, Ashley did have a strange high pitched voice. Alex hot footed it back to Carla but then decided not to let on yet as £20 a week was too good to pass up on. Also, a bit of blackmail might get him some more cash so to this end he

Go pond dipping with her new nephew Alex. (or is it her nephew, now that Paul is no longer here) Anyway, Carla decided to have a bonding session with this strange child. She cold see some devious ways in him that she needed to use.

Down at the duck pond she turned to Alex and said, 'I need you to keep an eye on Tony and report back to me and I'll give you £20 a week.' Carla knew Tony had been lying about his whereabouts lately, and this was the onlyway she could find out.

So Alex started his stalking of Tony but was in for a nasty shock when he saw him meet.....

Oh no, surely not!, Ena Sharples would be devastated!

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do come round again and to this end Rita started stocking hair nets in The Kabin again. First person asking for them surprisingly was Carla - now who'd have thought she would want to wear a hair net, but hang on a minute, she wasn't going to wear it, she was intending to

are we really that bothered if he did?

Never mind - she looks fine now & will be looking for some disability living allowance shortly. Furthermore, Audrey will be seeking a replacement for young dave - someone has to sweep the floor every time Rita has a hair 'do'.

Nobody wears hair nets like Mini Caldwell used to do - but, things that go around sometimes .....

well Gail is the only one to be seen at a washing line - but then that is the only chance she has of getting fresh air or will she get plenty now that her demon child is going to get locked up - will she or won't she go to Italy for a holiday - what will Sarah-Louise say to her mother now that David has shown his true colours - will Gail admit to her that David pushed her downstairs or