General Chat

the betting shop to open.

Well, you wouldn't believe it if I told you what happened next! So I will not - my lips are sealed - as Hilda Ogden used to say.

But between you & me - and this must not go any further - Leslie & Hayley have eloped. Imagine that! Janice & Roy will be comparing notes shortly - she with her handbag & him with his shopping bag.

In the Rovers this evening, Norris enquires in his own fashion ...

the razor's that he had gone out and brought from the local corner shop,for jason would'nt get of his behind to go ad buy them himself,alwys waiting for

please don't mention sciatica again pleaded Jack - a martyr to it I am to be sure. With David banged up and possible due for a long stretch in prison the street was remarkably quiet except for Becky and her builder mate - Roy was having much difficulty in coming to terms with Becky's liberal attitude and felt that it was time Hayley came back from wherever she was doing whatever she was supposed to be doing - surely she wasn't still wearing that red anorak? Roy had other problems at the moment anyway, he had mislaid his shopping bag and feared it had been stolen because in it was

have any trouble with your sciatica Jack"

us to listen to this drap story-line. Why not build a groto in honour of Mrs Walker or, better still, in honour of her saintly husband who had to 'put up' with her airs & graces for so many years.

The pigeons would keep company there or, more likely, it might become handy for Roy to hang-out there while Becky & her builder are checking out the size of the bed upstairs.

Talking about groans in the night, did you .........

Jason, sitting on a upturned box,, crying like a baby
eeh whats up lad asked Jack, Sarah has just told me she is up the duff again, and its not me...well never mind says Jack you can afford to buy that new razor that you badly need, not having to pay

used to sit with Albert Tatlock talking about the price of hairnets. Those were the days - how racey they were!!! Jack decided that he would renovate the pigeon loft - make it more eco friendly and a bitg up market to boot. He went round to see Jason to ask if he had any wood offcuts and was surprised to find that

Dinner? Paul enquired - it's the middle of the day Jack. In my elevated position, we have lunch in the afternoon & dinner over the road at the chippy after a few pints.

Well, the pigeons went mad when pigeon pie was mentioned but relieved when Jack said he hated the thought of feathers blowing everywhere in his large back-garden patio just built from the proceeds of Vera's life policy.

The patio is similar to the smoking area at the back of the Rovers where Mrs Sharples often .......

but the onion gets stuck - though if you put it in a liquidiser there is no problem with the straw - just suck really hard or have some soup instead as did Jack when Paul would not cook him a dinner

someone trying to eat hotpot through a straw!

really happy together. I bet you did not realise that.

Anyroad, it's Betty's day off & I wonder what she cooks at home. Hotpot solo I'd bet my last tooth, but there's nothing so queer as ........

Steve had Alex pinned up against the bins,Michelle was in her nightie, crying "why did you do it Alex,you cant steal off us ,if you had wanted anything you only have to ask," get lost he replied, Liz appeared , in the shortest nightie you have ever seen,"let me at him",she screeched ""weres me money, over a weeks takings," Alex replied, "David and I are

find st peter 129 in your bible and read it to me,it will make me feel safe,help me to sleep and not be affraid of what is about to go down between

could not find her bible.She couldn't sleep without reading a few passages from it every night. She called Dot Cotton in Albert Square and asked her to

was watching the end of a really good B&W movie when she heard a noise outside. Someone was rattling the bins in the back yard....Emily went into her kitchen to look out the window. No one had ever ventured in to Emily' kitchen so she wasn't exactly sure of the layout, but she entered in the dark anyway and

(Anne...I had to change the Coventry story cos I was beaten to it..lol)


Be content with the thought of sipping cocoa and staring into space on his lonesome. Emily

he was surprised to find Rita had moved the shop to Coventry and then realised he was hallucinating!!!! [don't think anyone noticed that] Rita was shocked that Norris had once again ventured on to a dating website and said she thought he would have learned his lesson the fiest time round. He looked suitably admonished and decided that from now on he would

'Well, Norris! you do bring a lot of it on yourself chuck. You need a couple of days away from it all love. Why dont you book a few days in a B&B in Blackpool?

the shop for a bottle of wine and some biscuits. He knocked on Rita's door. I need a good friend and a shoulder to cry on Rita.

Rita invited him in and Norris told her about the nights happenings

and they pinched his lurex cowboy hat and shades and climbed up a 40' statue of Prince Albert and placed them on him instead. Norris was furious - he had paid good money for those he yelled but there was nothing he could do - frightened of heights and not getting any more agile as he grows older so he decided to cut his losses (the evening had been a washout and had cost him money) and go to