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.......same......she had kept quiet about it in the hopes that the same would happen to Carla....

she didnt tell michelle,but it was the same hair
dye she uses that caused the fallout.she had
bought it from awdrys salon, marie recognized the
symptoms, she had done a ladies hair a few
weeks ago and she was the exactly the

retaliated and opened his mouth widely and grabbed her hair - it came off and the dog looked as if he suddenly had a long black beard - IT WAS A WIG - Carla as as bald as an egg - how had this happened

cobbles outside the cabin grabbing hold of shmicheal that was tied to the post.Not liking being grabbed he

with answers she didnt really want to hear,she decided to tell her fella she wanted more time before the wedding date was announced,he went ballistic , "what do you mean "he said ," I have no
intention of waiting ,just who do you are,I can take my pick of any slapper I want,in fact I think I will have a go at chatting up Leanne,or as Janice the mouth,calls her oilyanne," carla fell on the

been going to seances in order to get in touch with her husband - she wanted to know if he approved of her getting engaged but instead of getting the comfort she thought, she ended up

but down under where - that was the question!!! It could well be that the weirdo had

brand new Mercedes has something to do with it and the recent trips 'down under'.......

good God Michelle - Maria is with child - you could have caused her to go into labour looking like that!!! They took her in and tried to clean her face up with no success. Steve came dashing down to see what was going on but they wouldn't let him in. Sod it, he thought, I've had a gutsful of it all anyway, the hair dye, Alex, Ryan, Carla - how much black hair dye is there in the world, and as for spooky eyes - Carla's squeeze - there was deffo something wierd about him. Could it be that

otherwise you'll end up looking like my mother! Michele was shocked at Steve's outburst and ran crying down the street to Liam's house.

Maria opened the door and screamed, Liam we've got robbers at the door. (she didn;'t recognize Michele with her black streaked face now mixed with tears and hair dye)

Liam ran down the stairs (that came from nowhere) and said

.......said......you look just like a zebra.....I keep telling you to keep off the dye.....

finished up with black dye in streaks down her face, not knowing it was not washable, Steve took one look at her and

to a discussion about slappers - one thing led to another, a fight broke out and the police were called - Alex was carted away - now he and David are both locked up - the street can sleep safely in their beds again. Michelle was putting more black dye on her hair when she heard what had happened - she dashed out of the Rovers and

Alex threatened that he would get his mum to bar them from the pub - when pointed out that his mother had no authority - Alex said - 'well she sleeps with the owner' and that statement led to

remembered the drill,but as we all now if he cant play it he hasnt a clue, when all the fuss had died down,Sean and his pal went over to the kebab place and was just about to order when Alex tried to push in front of them," back off wait your turn,"kev said and pushed him away,

'Just give us a minute to clear away these ashtrays and I'll be with ya"."You fool", replied Liz,"Not me! It's poor Emily, she's fainted".
"Oh right, where are the smelling salts" answered Vernon.
Liz was amazed at his slow response, after all, he had just joined St Johns as it was a requirement for Health and Safety in the workplace, he should have had

tugging at her rather short skirt to cover the fact that she was without underwear!!! Too late though, Emily had caught a glimpse of a tattoo on Liz's left buttock and clutching at her cross and chain she swooned in a dead faint - now it seems that people were passing out all over the place and no Martin Platt on hand to render first aid!!!! Liz dashed in the Rovers and asked for assistance - Vernon said

looked at Emily - Liz said I agree whilst

Bags I do the trying on said perv Dev, not on your life shouted Amber,all my school mates are watching, now one person hadnt said much while all this was going on, but now she spoke out "you ought to be ashamed of yourselves, we have neve never been like this before," everyone stopped and

.......when they lifted the rubble, there was Fiz, and Rosie too.......and both were without their underpanty thingies.......now a pair had been found......obviously whirled about the Street by the unexpected Tornado.......now who gets the knickies......its a bit like Cinderella and her slipper.....